• Introducing our new favorite thing: Drunk-o-vision. [CityRag]
• The new Amy Winehouse wax statue isn't that accurate, seeing as how it leaves out the filth and blood. [ICYDK]
• Matthew Broderick is cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker. This is according to Star, so take it or leave it. [Yeeeah]
• Madonna's on the verge of a breakdown. Unfortunately, it won't be near as entertaining as Britney Spears' shenanigans. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan plays a waitress on the set of Ugly Betty. She should probably get as much practice as possible, considering her tendency to destroy her acting career. [PS]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't read Mollygood. [INO]
It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.
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• Some things don't ever need to "git dun." [BWE]
• The New York Times is now sparking gay rumors. Give it two more years before Family Circus is next to Maureen Dowd. [DListed]
• This just keeps getting better: Eliot Spitzer's number one lady was once the star of a Girls Gone Wild scene. [HT]
• It's NYC graffiti, son! Co-opt that shit. [CityRag]
• Carrie Bradshaw says she's angry about Maxim naming her the least sexy woman in the world, and that it made her husband, Matthew Broderick, question his taste in women. Understandable, but they should both realize they're getting mad at Maxim, laugh and then use that paper erection as kindling. [Yeeeah]
• Candy Spelling gets blog space on the Huffington Post? Really? Oh, cruel media. [ICYDK]
• Ashley Tisdale is a Muppet, right? [INO]
Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, true New Yorkers that they are, were recently seen not giving a shit and fighting with each other while waiting for the subway; specifically, the downtown C/E at Eighth and 23rd, right next to the Jossip offices! Can you imagine: Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Bueller getting into it on your morning commute? Maybe this city really is magic.
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Is that cherub-faced Matthew Broderick every going to stop looking like he's happy he was able to pull a fast one on the principal?
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Sarah Jessica Parker has admitted that what will probably prove to be the role of her lifetime, Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw, has permanently damaged her skeletal system.
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• Oh, that's why I always cry! [HE]
• Stand by your much more successful friend so that Jay-Z might look favorably upon you when you next need a producer. Right? [DListed]
• Avril Lavigne says she wants to act, clearly forgetting that that's what her entire persona is. [ICYDK]
• The problems start with the hat and they keep going to the annoyed old lady technique of umbrella-as-weapon. [CityRag]
• Pamela Anderson and that damn magician, again. That goddamn Aryan magician haunts my private moments! [DS]
• Bee Movie does have A-list support. [PopSugar]
• Jessica Alba apparently likes her sex like she likes her film roles: absolutely meaningless. [HT]
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