• Unfortunately, the tolls of the campaign trail do not care how inopportune the moment. [NYP]

• Nicely done, E!. [DListed]

• From behind, Matthew Perry looks like Mel Gibson. [PS]

• 23-year-old Scarlett Johansson is said to be engaged, meaning 25-year-old Scarlett Johansson is going to be divorced. [HT]

• At this point, a faux hawk is actually worse than a mullet. Perhaps it always has been. [ICYDK]

• Mena Suvari makes Beyond Thunderdome cute [INO]

• Matthew McConaughey gets some shirtless stretches in before some shirtless running. To be followed by a shirtless dinner and some shirtless Cranium. [CityRag]

• Hollywood actors: Even when they're working, they're still goofing off. [DListed]

• The guy's still up for "dorky dad" roles. Counts for something, right? [PS]

• So young and already so charitable. [EBG]

• Rose McGowan with red hair. Can you believe it? Can you hardly believe it? [HT]

• Coupling and copulating? Perhaps corporeal, but perhaps counterfeit. Care? [INO]

• Brooklyn says the feeling's mutual, Miranda. [ICYDK]

• Britney Spears invited her ex-husband Kevin Federline to her birthday bash. But he goes, "Ummm…I'm taking care of our kids." And she's all, "Whatever, lame ass." The end. (But not really.) [Yeeeah]

• Horrible memories are served! [CityRag]

First this, now this:

…spies were astounded last week when they saw [Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry] on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."

She's 27, he's 38, and by the time she's his age, they'll have broken up. No big deal.

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• Tutankhamun not quite the looker we expected. [AFP]

• Clearly, not all models are stupid. [DListed]

• New Spice Girls track less "Voodoo" more Sunday School. [EBG]

• Following the devastating California fires, Matthew McConaughey decides he wants a much more expensive Malibu home than the one in which he currently lives. Huh? [PS]

• A Playboy Bunny and Hugh Hefner! So creative, you two vapid schmucks! [HT]

• Before we chastise: Are we sure she's not handicapped? That might explain more than just this parking job. [ICYDK]

• A Julia Roberts interview that might reveal slightly more about Julia Roberts than you knew before! Whoa! Did you already know stuff about Julia Roberts? Double whoa! [INO]

• Oh, yeah, she's pregnant. [Yeeeah]

• Lookalikes! What fun. [CityRag]