• Maury finally just putting the racism out there in front. [BWE]

• Ummmmm…that's the face for shock, happiness, depression and embarrassment. [DListed]

• Who's Audrina Patridge and why's her name not Andrea Partridge? [HT]

• Criss Angel explains the Britney Spears incident. Can he also explain the magic trick he's pulled that makes people think he's cool? [ICYDK]

• So many blonds, so little interest. [CityRag]

• Britney Spears' comeback performance will "shock" you. That's a good word to use when one can't honestly say "be good." "Entertain" also would have worked. [Yeeeah]

• "Ya'll don't know me! Ya'll don't know me! I can do what I want! I can do what I want!" Great stuff. What if the only show from Earth that aliens can tap into is Maury Povich? Phasers ready, scum. [DListed]

• Piss and dick jokes! Sure to be a hit. [HT]

• Winehouse may have epilepsy. It's a unique form which makes her allergic to too much pure heroin. [ICYDK]

• Cameron Diaz and John Mayer might be dating. Who's out of who's league? [Yeeeah]

• Cultural differences are so funny when they're not about black people. [CityRag]

Think there's anyvway we could seize Dannielynn before she can remember anything and put her in the charge of some loving parents in a quaint Ohio town? Somewhere where she would never have to know her mother was a drug-addled gold digger and she could concentrate on her schoolwork. It would be great publicity for the idea that a healthy respect for competent authority and a college education are sometimes far more beneficial to children than being raised by their "real daddy," regardless of what they say on Maury.

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