These days it's clearer than ever: loyalty and Hollywood go together like boxing gloves and telephones.
Now that we in the Western world are eating fish skeletons out of the garbage like the Heathcliff of world powers, too poor to lavish celebrities with sufficient amounts of money and gifts, our disappointed stars are turning their rhinoplastied noses eastward, to the mysterious, exciting, oil-rich Orient. In Dubai, where oil barons mingle with Russian gangsters in $1,500 shoes, the money flows as plentifully as the region's largest export. And just like that, our celebrities are taking their balls and going to the UAE!
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• Aubrey O'Day's dog was probably better off at the shelter. [DListed]
• Good news! Hollywood has come up with yet another unhealthy way to lose weight. [INO]
• Photos of Heather Locklear's arrest. She still looks crazy. [CityRag]
• Amy Winehouse went crazy and attacked some people. So basically, a typical weekend. [Yeeeah]
• Dennis Quaid is disgusted with Meg Ryan and her need for attention. [ICYDK]
• Katie Holmes has lost all of her attractiveness — now she's just plan scary. How sad. [PS]
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• When advertisers give a damn, good things can happen. [INO]
• The new, improved Bond girls! Now with villainous-sounding real names, too! [EBG]
• Stars as gods (which, in reality, would probably make them less worshiped). [CityRag]
• Meg Ryan, where ya been? [ICYDK]
• Britney Spears skipped another court hearing! Yay, justice system. [Yeeeah]
• Whoa: "Internal emails indicate a race-based culture war within the Democratic National Committee." [Queerty]
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