• Unfortunately, the tolls of the campaign trail do not care how inopportune the moment. [NYP]

• Nicely done, E!. [DListed]

• From behind, Matthew Perry looks like Mel Gibson. [PS]

• 23-year-old Scarlett Johansson is said to be engaged, meaning 25-year-old Scarlett Johansson is going to be divorced. [HT]

• At this point, a faux hawk is actually worse than a mullet. Perhaps it always has been. [ICYDK]

• Mena Suvari makes Beyond Thunderdome cute [INO]

• Matthew McConaughey gets some shirtless stretches in before some shirtless running. To be followed by a shirtless dinner and some shirtless Cranium. [CityRag]

In the same way many feminists will admit to enjoying men doing chivalrous things like holding the door for them, as an enlightened and progressive man, I feel comfortable divulging that I like the rule that says boys have short hair and girls have long hair.

PS Argue what you will, but don't say, "You must hate cancer patients then." That's lazy and inaccurate.

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Page Six asserts that recent reports of Mena Suvari's lesbianism and self-destructive meltdown are—fancy that!—just rumors:

When an English director referred to the "American Beauty" star as "an immensely talented thespian," some dimwitted Internet posters thought she'd switched her sexual orientation. Then, this week, when pictures appeared of Suvari in L.A. with her hair shorn, fans wondered whether "she'd done a Britney." In fact, she was trimmed for her role in the film adaptation of Hemingway's "The Garden of Eden," which wrapped recently in Spain.

While not a lesbian, I've heard she has several dark moles on her body, so she's definitely a witch.

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Factory Girl premiered in New York last night. There was no Diddy, but there was Mena Suvari looking prettier than I remembered.

Factory Girl, starring Sienna Miller, tracks the rise and fall of Edie Sedgwick, Andy Warhol's drug-addled muse. The reviews say it's crap, so I'll save you 90 minutes and $11 right now: a blue-blooded New England girl moves to New York to get famous. She ends up meeting a very self-conscious, sometimes cruel and talented artist and she latches on to him. He makes her famous and, to repay him, she begins to resent him and becomes a junkie. When she's 28 she ODs. A few decades after she dies, everyone forgets that she was kind of a mean drunk and forgives her. Then, for some weird reason, she becomes a hip, pop icon, even though she was basically Paris Hilton with cooler friends. The end.

• Look kids, Matt Damon and his wife can enjoy the milk and cookies at Hyde, too! [Celebitchy]

• Those Harry Potter kids grow up so fast, don't they? [DrunkenStepfather]

• Tommy Lee takes a break from making out with whatever skank is standing in front of him at the moment to comment on the unhappy state of Pam Anderson and Kid Rock's marriage. [A Socialite's Life]

• Victoria Beckham defies all odds, is able to stand for one more day without snapping in half at the waist. [DListed]

• Mena Suvari is still desperate that you remember she is at fashion week. [Yeeeah]

• The "Video Vixen" isn't done trying to be famous yet, might be the reason for Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's split. [IDLYITW]

• Clear your schedule and grab your closest (battery powered) friend, George Clooney is on Anderson Cooper 360 tonight. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Jude Law is finally ready to play the Romeo, too bad he lost us at the manpris. [PopSugar]

• Finally, the trailer for the greatest movie of all time. Unforch, there are no snakes on any planes involved. [Defamer]

• Jessica Simpson still acting shady when asked about John Mayer. [X17]

• Only a few more weeks until Ashlee Simpson makes her glorious stage debut in London. It should be…interesting. [DListed]

• Lionel Richie continues to convince himself that Nicole isn't sick. [Junkiness]

• Kevin Federline wouldn't stop to get Britney her final craving before the c-section. I mean, I'm sure he had places to be after dropping her off and those In-N-Out lines can take forever. [Page Six]

• Despite containing Jude Law, I'm so glad that All the Kings Men got it's first good review. [A Socialite's Life]

• Listen, Tom Cruise, Moby is, like, really disappointed in you. [BWE]

• Mena Suvari finally found a way for people to remember she attended an event: dressing like an a-hole. [Celebrity Nation]

• Okay, lets be honest here, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong are totally staring at the a-hole cameraman rather than the topless woman right in front of them. [PopSugar]

• Drug addicted rock stars who ritualistically trash their hotel rooms can't hold a candle to Lindsay Lohan and her fircrotch of terror. [DListed]

• Kate Hudson has low expectations for her husband, especially in the grooming and not sleeping with other women departments. [Junkiness]

• Tired of being the only person preserving his sexy, Diddy allows Justin Timberlake to use his word. [Celebitchy]

• Dude, E is such an idiot for wanting any girl other than Sloane. What was that? Entourage isn't real? Oh. [Popoholic]

• The Beckhams must abide by strict no touching rules if they meet Suri. I would've gone more with "you break it you buy it," cause you better believe that bot was expensive. [Hollywood Rag]

• Haircut aside, Menu Suvari is a few (thousand) bottles of booze away from Bai Ling. [Bastardly]

• Egotastic is still fighting the good fight regarding Teri Hatcher's breasts: they're real, but they're not spectacular. [Egotastic]

• You'd think Tommy Lee vs. Josh Duhamel would go to Duhamel. You would be wrong. [Faded Youth]

• Jessica Simpson's breasts and Jessica Alba's ass reign supreme. Though maybe Simpsons breasts will have to fight it out with Johansson's to see who really wins. [WWTDD]

• Meni Suvari pumping gas in revealing work out clothes. Apparently she's been spending more time on her body than her career. [Celebitchy]

• EEEEE, more Project Runway new season shots. So. Excited. [JustJared]

• There's A-List and then there's B-List and then there's don't-dress-like-an-a-hole-just-because-your-tv-show-is-over, Beverly Mitchell. [Celebutaint]

• Tori Spelling's not afriad to drag her mother's name through the mud while talking about her father's death. [A Socialite's Life]

Wow, who would have ever thought that Jamie Kennedy would appear to be better looking than Mena Suvari? A dilligent MollyGood reader, Ricky, snapped this exclusive photo this very morning outside of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Los Angeles. Ricky also had this to squeal:

they were having a very flirty ice blended together and giving each other big eyes the whole time.

Innnteresting. I did a little bit of research myself, to see whether this is the first time these two have been seen spending the public quality time together. The plot thickened when I read that this may be a (successful?) publicity stunt. I gotta admit, Mena looks none to happy to be holding Jamie's hand in this picture. According to MenaSuvariFan.com, Mena is appearing on tonight's episode of Jamie's MTV show Blowin' Up. The plots episode description is what cast doubt on this young love:

The "plot" reads: 'Jamie tries to get photographed with starlets like Jessica Simpson and Mena Suvari as part of a plan to boost his and Stu's profile.'

Perhaps this show was filmed a long time ago and the two actually struck a love connection? Or maybe they are canoodling today in order to create buzz for the episode.

Either way, well played, Jamie Kennedy, well played.

Stay tuned as MollyGood attempts to unravel this ball of possible fornication.

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