As you'll recall, this year's Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City was a huge, violent, crime-ridden success, much like the town on which it's based: New Yawk. So, in today's creatively bankrupt Hollywood, it was only a matter of time until someone started talking about a movie based on the title.

Because we'd like to get our hands on some of the bloody lucre that digital hooker-kicking has amassed, we've taken the liberty of casting the possible Liberty City movie. Thank us – with a lucrative back-end deal – when it's a hit.

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Actor Michael Madsen, best known for portraying violent psychopaths in bloody Quentin Tarantino films, was taken by ambulance to a London hospital recently after incurring injuries during a physical altercation with his wife.

Our initial reaction: Of course Michael Madsen fistfights his wife—look at him.

Click through for four more obvious domestic abusers.

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