Holy shit: not another "hot" list! Seriously! Can we get a "kind" list, or an "honest" list? No?

At least this one's democratic, we suppose, with the idealistic maniacs at PETA asking you, the herbivore, to vote for the "Sexiest Vegetarian." Our choices: Leonard Nimoy, Michael Stipe, Tea Leoni and Annie Lennox. Go here to help decide.

• "Our Favorite Powerful Black Men" [SH]

• Victoria Beckham continues to be publicly humiliated by Marc Jacobs. [DListed]

• David Schwimmer's life is going swimmingly after Friends. Matt LeBlanc fumes. [PS]

• "Billy Bob teeth"? [Yeeeah]

• Molly Ringwald will never stop being beautiful. Unfortunately, the same can not be said for Ducky, who is now the dweeb on Two and a Half Men. [CityRag]

• We're gay for Michael Stipe, who today issued a press release to let the world know that his two band mates are heterosexuals. [ICYDK]

• Kate Beckinsale on sushi: "At least a vagina would be warm." [INO]

• Kim Kardashian stumps for StarKist. [HT]

Michael Stipe, the bald yet hirsute lead singer of REM, reveals in the newest issue of Spin magazine that he is a homosexual. "I recognize that to have public figures be very open about their sexuality helps some kid somewhere out there," says the Georgian.

It's sort of endearing that he thinks it's been a secret all these years.

After the jump, two big hints from the past that Michael Stipe is gay.

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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.

A creep, a newly single father and a gay rock icon walk into a fashion show…

More of this joke after the jump.

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