
With her ex so quickly after their split sober and engaged, it's about time Kate Moss completely moved on from her former boozy, damaged relationship. And what better way to celebrate a blind dive into the dating pool than by literally blinding oneself?
"I love Kate's hair a shorter length and the fringe really looks amazing. She hasn't had a fringe for a long time but it makes her look really fresh and sexy. There's almost an element of a young Michelle Pfeiffer from the Eighties." We feel a late-entry autumn trend coming on…
They call it fringe in the fashion world! How lame and dated are you and your "bangs," wench?
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What the photographer caught here was the moment it really hit home that, even if she had every star on the Walk of Fame devoted to her, she still wouldn't be better than Susan Sarandon.

• Nick and Vanessa trying desperately to block photos that would destroy their "careers." [DListed]
• This guy dislikes Eva Longoria. [HT]
• Michelle Pfeiffer batting for the other team. [ICYDK]
• Cameron Diaz promises she didn't make the magician's wife disappear. [Yeeeah]
• Demi or Ozzy? How about neither? [CityRag]
Did you know Michelle Pfeiffer said this:
“When I went to an audition I had to be better because I was beautiful. For the longest time I wouldn’t even talk about how being beautiful got in my way, because I felt by admitting it was like giving it power.”
For a second I understood where she was coming from, but then I remembered Charlize Theron getting heinous for Monster, and, subsequently, that helped me remember that Michelle Pfeiffer is a bitter idiot.
Anyway, here's her harnessing her beauty so that passersby will not be blinded.


