• Who wants to look like Victoria Beckham? Anyone? … Anyone? [ICYDK]

• What cats do while their owners are sleeping. [CityRag]

• Britney Spears doesn't have to shave her armpits, but she also doesn't have to raise her arms over her head in front of photographers. [Yeeeah]

• The Brangelina army will be adding more soldiers in the near future. [DListed]

• Heath Ledger's ex Michelle Williams steps out with her new boyfriend, Spike Jonze. Good for her. [INO]

• Audrina Patridge seems to have forgiven ex Justin Bobby for "hooking up" (but not really) with her former BFF Lauren Conrad. Naturally, she's still pissed at LC. [PS]

[Source]

A nosy Village Voice scribe stumbled across a large bundle of Miramax head Harvey Weinstein's garbage whilst in Tribeca the other night, and then he wrote about it for his paper. Besides making it abundantly clear that few scripts pass muster with the notoriously prickly and prickish Weinstein, the refuse also revealed that the mogul is quite a difficult man to get on the phone. After the jump, Harv's "need to call" list.

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It has descended upon us: The Sex and the City movie premiered last night in New York City, much to the delight of … Eli Manning? He was one of the guests in attendance, for reasons unknown, at the type of over-the-top shindig that should only be reserved for stuff like the second coming of Xenu.

The pictures (and there are many) are after the jump.

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Michelle Williams has taken a few months to mourn the passing of former partner Heath Ledger and decided to come out of hiding last night in Cannes. Although she did not star in Adoration, Michelle showed up for the premiere anyway, prompting reporters everywhere to declare the mourning period officially over. Because showing up at an event to be photographed obviously means she has completely moved on.

[Source]

Michelle Williams claims that she is being haunted by the ghost of Heath Ledger. His first visit woke her up during the night as he moved around some furniture; another time, he spoke to her and apologized for not being able to help her raise 2-year-old Matilda.

No jokes, as this seems like one of the few ways Michelle is learning to cope.

[Source]

WHOOPS! "HEATH LEDGER’s parents vowed yesterday to see right by his ex-lover and their daughter — after he left them NOTHING in his will."

BEAUTIFULLY PUT "Michelle Williams broke her silence Friday, saying her 'heart is broken' over Heath Ledger in her first statement since the Brokeback Mountain actor's death. 'Please respect our need to grieve privately,' Williams said. 'My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up in the best memories of him.'"

COZYING UP "…Tuesday night, [Ryan Gosling] only had eyes for Heath Ledger's ex, Michelle Williams. The two had dinner at Piadina and were caught by onlookers having a cozy cigarette outside the West 10th Street eatery. The star of "Lars and the Real Girl" was "smiling and gazing at her," said our witness. Reps for both said they weren't on a date, but just discussing an upcoming film project they're working on together."

What happens when a famous couple – in this case Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams – split from one another and need to move out of their humble Brooklyn abode? They call "Celebrity Moving," of course. Have fun with your "Man with Van," plebe!

[Source]

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have officially split.

"The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart."

The couple, who live in Brooklyn, NY and have a daughter, Mathilda, 23 months, met on the set of Brokeback Mountain in 2004.

"They have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents."

Sources say that Ledger's withdrawn obsession with imaginative facial hair cultivation was the decisive, finishing blow to an already tenuous relationship.

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• Canadian vandals making my day. [Defamer]

• Nicole Kidman is pregnant? I'm sure she'd smile if she could. [TheBosh]

• Angelina's ain't Mother Theresa. [HR]

• The Bavarian Count doesn't want Cruise on the film about his grandfather, as he is worried it may be funded by Tom's sect. Don't worry, Dan Brown's already started the novel. [IDLYITW]

• Michelle Williams covered in stage blood and unwittingly giving her daughter issues. [PopSugar]

• That girl Vida's more of an ass than her own ass. [ASL]

• "Respect Beer" [NYT]

• Oscar nods roundup. Seriously, Ryan Gosling in Half Nelson is amazing. Seriously. [US]

• Here's some current Jared Leto shenanigans. [NYP]

• Thought it couldn't get any worse? Well, Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton have been asked to star in a reality show in which virginal men attempt to have sex. See, it just got worse. [WWTDD]

• A plastic surgeon has gone on record saying that he thinks Britney Spears has aged her body by ten years in only three. So she's in 2014!? The secret to time travel is booze and smokes, guys! [ASL]

• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams married or splitsville? [TheBosh]

• Peter Doherty not pissing his life away. [NYT]

• Heather Mills says that she never asked for $63 mill. "All I want," she claims, "is the pound of flesh I'm rightfully owed." [People]

I mean, this One Campaign to Make Poverty History is great and the fact that celebrities take time out of thier busy little lives to contribute (their faces at least) to a worthy cause is honorable, but these pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are absurd.

Why, in god's name, are Heath and Michelle wearing the same shirt? We know you're married, folks, and jamming two bodies into one garmet isn't going to make that any more true.

Lindsay, on the other hand, looks more drugged-out than usual (didn't even know that was possible) and like a moody teenager who is too cool for school. I bet that's totally what One was looking for.

• Get off their lawn, kids. [JustJared]

• Listen guys, Travis Barker really didn't want to have to tell everyone in the wolrd this, but he was totally forced, and, well, Shanna is a lying cheating whorebag. Oh, and a horrible mother. [US Weekly]

• Nick Lachey thinks people's fascination with his life is "surreal," ya know, cause it's not like he had anything to do with the public knowing what goes on with his everyday shit. [A Socialite's Life]

• Victoria Beckham might be pregnant again, meaning she may double her body weight in the next eight months. [DListed]

• Waiting a year to have sex is important to Alicia Keys, especially when, after all that time, she still refers to it as being "violated." [WWTDD]

• Little did you know that Cory Haim barters using only punches in the mouth these days. [Junkiness]

• Nicole Richie carried around that prop pizza all day, and apparently it left her with little time to fix that camel toe situation. [BWE]

• No more weddings, Pam and Kid are settling down in Malibu. Which is good, because I'm not sure Pam would be let on a plane with those things these days. [Teddy & Moo]