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• Get ready for 28 Days Legend.

• Contrary to everything good about literature, Lynne Spears got a book deal. So jealous! Seriously. [DListed]

• Now Diddy has his own brand of vodka to get sloshed on before belligerently attacking people in parking lots. [PS]

• She puts her breasts out like that to distract everyone from her big, Jewish nose. [HT]

• The Lost curse! The boozy driving one, not the one where they consistently disappoint everyone. [ICYDK]

• Milla Jovovich pregnancy watch. Countdown the days if you're so inclined. [INO]

• Fresh out of rehab and hosting a party in Sin City on the drunkest night of the year, huh? Wise idea, little lady. [Yeeeah]

• Just so we're clear, it can't be a nipple slip if the nipples have not slipped. These are just exposed nipples. [CityRag]