Here's Paula Abdul's absolutely terrible pre-taped Super Bowl performance, which highlights the choreographer/singer's new single and completely belies her job titles.

The song to which she lip syncs is called "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" and Jossip overlord David Hauslaib thinks there's a possibility Abdul didn't sing the original. ("Not her voice," he speculates.) If that is, indeed, the case and the music industry finds out, it will be shaken to the core in a way it hasn't since the rise and fall of Milli Vanilli. Quelle scandale!