• Dane Cook as John Lennon. That's apt. [BWE]

• It's Juneteenth today. Time to celebrate the freed slaves! This year, the government's finally coming through with those 40 acres and a mule. Just kidding. Fuck you, descendants! [SH]

• No more doofus hats on grup parents who hate growing old. [ICYDK]

• Maria Menounos is still second-rate Minnillo. [HT]

• These are not the ribald gents who wanted nothing more than girls, girls, girls. These are but sniveling schoolchildren. Away with the motley fools. [Yeeeah]

• Lipo-speculation. [CityRag]