That guy who won Next Top Model better hope he never goes to jail. They would like him even more than Miss Jay.

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• Screech still getting humiliated by the jocks. Probably not safe for work unless your boss doesn't mind repeated uses of the phrase, "I will wear your fucking ass out!" [DListed]

• Stevie Wonder gets behind the lens. Hilarity ensues! Blind guy's got the camera! Make him drive! [BWE]

• Lohan wins Maxim's sexiest, also FHM's coke-iest and Stuff's sad-iest. [HT]

• The Hoff's got 13 alcohol poisonings on his record. That's commonly known as a "boozer's dozen." [ICYDK]

• Brit's not pleased with her mother, herself, her exes, her career, her… [Yeeeah]

• Looks like Mac users are the lame nerds if the paparazzi love them. [CityRag]

• Miss Jay has a hard time forming coherent thoughts. No shit. Really? Miss Jay? [SH]