Subject: “How can I get my daugther noticed??”
“Dear Editor: I’d like to get an agent for my daughter…please see pics below. If interested, my name is Melina [xxx] and I can be reached at 858-245-[xxxx].”
Because we, like women’s magazines, are service-oriented, let this serve as an open call for all “agents” on the hunt for new talent. Photos below.
24-year old beauty and Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova is being criticized over her appearance in recent days at Sao Paulo Fashion Week, especially after a runway appearance in a bikini.One Brazilian paper blasted her back fat and cellulite, as did other outlets. The impetus for the stories were two still photos taken at the Cia Maritima fashion show at the end of last week.
We've said it many, many times before, but, unfortunately, it always bears repeating: FASHION IS THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE WORLD AND ANYONE WHO FINDS IT MERITORIOUS NEEDS TO BE STUDIED FOR MENTAL DEFECT!!!!!!!
Apparently, people are still listening to Coldplay. We thought that was something one abandoned after undergrad, like using "party" as a verb and drinking grain alcohol. But, no, the pop rockers put on a free show at Madison Square Garden Monday night and a lot of adults showed up—some of them famous, many of them models. Click through to see what type of person sits through an entire Coldplay concert.
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Earlier, when I equated the fashion industry with a deadly disease, did you think I was proselytizing a bit too much? Well, maybe I was (surprise!), but I wasn't wrong.
Take a look at yesterday's Times article on New York City's modeling scouts, and then tell me with a straight face that fashion and the ring of shitty predators in its orbit aren't ravaging young people, both directly and indirectly.
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America's Next Top Model winner Whitney Thompson truly won the greatest prize of all: She was shot by noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker for a spread in Seventeen magazine. Whitney claims she's a size 14, but she looks significantly smaller in these pictures — either she's a liar or Nigel is just that good.
POT, KETTLE, ETC "Janice Dickinson … recently 'flipped out' when she saw a paparazzi photo of [Tyra] Banks in a magazine carrying a copy of Dickinson's book, 'No Lifeguard on Duty,' in which she writes about sex, drug use, incest, celebrity affairs and her near-fatal car wreck some years back. Dickinson showed [Page Six] the torn-out magazine photo with a caption saying Banks was on her way to speak with young girls and offer her advice. 'And she's using my book,' Dickinson fumed. 'I mean, the thing looks so worn it's like she's been reading it on the toilet. It's pathetic. Where's her originality? Does she have no shame?'"
CariDee English, the seventh season winner of America's Next Top Model, first exercised her bad judgment when auditioning for the Tyra Banks-created reality show. Then she admitted to dating a guy who stole $10,000 of her money to spend in Vegas (we never knew she and Kevin Federline were an item).
But the latest bit of idiocy came last night when CariDee announced that she is currently dating fellow model (and ginormous tool) Tyson Beckford. Um, Cari? Perhaps you should get back with that K-Fed-esque guy.
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Last night, Whitney, a 20-year-old student from Florida, became the first ever plus-size winner of America's Next Top Model. It's a huge step for the advancement of the belief that all women deserve to be objectified.
Tyra's face says it all: Shock! Dismay! Why is this show — this woman! – still on the air week after numbing week? WHY!!!!!!
To each their own, we suppose.
Last night the fake model asked to go back to from whence she came was the one who "looks like a fucking dude," according to my roommate.
• Auf Wiedersehen: "How else will the new non-Bravo Project Runway screw things up, aside from moving to Lifetime and possibly filming without Nina Garcia? By moving to Los Angeles, the city that pretends to be a fashion capital with its own fashion week but is really just a town where Victoria Beckham pushes her crappy jeans at Kitson." [Jossip]
• Dennis Rodman! Remember that guy? He got arrested last night for roughing up his girlfriend. Now, go back to forgetting about him. [DListed]
• Surprise: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were wed in a secluded island ceremony. Unfortunately, they did not stay there after the wedding. [PS]
• Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, tried to stab her mother. No word yet as to how much of her rage Bobbi Kristina blames on her name. [INO]
• Forbes says Gisele Bundchen now makes more money annually than every other person who stands around and has their picture taken wearing clothes and make-up. [ICYDK]
• Pete Wentz is being sued for assault and, unfortunately, the case has nothing to do with his music and our ears. [Yeeeah]
• You want mayo and shrimp on that pizza slice? Why are puking everywhere? [CityRag]
The French Parliament is on its way to passing an unprecedented bill that recommends fines and prison sentences for people — like proprietors of those hideous and sad “pro-ana” Web sites — who promote and encourage “extreme thinness.”
Alicia Douvall's 12-year-old daughter, Georgia, wants a breast augmentation; no doubt to emulate her mother, who's had a dozen. Alicia, a model, says there's absolutely no way she's going to let Georgia get breast implants at 12. Obviously, the young lady has to wait until she's 16!!!!!!!
"I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career."
The awful, miserable Alicia has done one kind thing for her daughter and changed Georgia's name to Destiny, a gauche but clear reminder to the world that she had no choice but to become a horribly damaged nightmare.
A nude photograph (sans stars) of la Première Dame of France, Carla Bruni, sold yesterday at Christie's for $91,000. Anyone interested in seeing Carla Bruni naked for $91,000 less than that winning bidder, go here.
After the jump, the artsy but still probably NSFW picture of Gisele Bundchen that fetched $193,000 at the same auction.
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These women thought they were half-naked and rubbing down a fancy car for a commercial advertising Sunset Tan, E!'s most forsaken reality show about a bunch of crazy people in LA. Actually, this is a shoot for New York City's newest tourism campaign, tagline: "Had enough of this shit?"
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Which married modelizer likes to spread the love when he's away from home? Apparently, he thinks Sydney is far enough away that his famous Mrs. won't find out.
Mean old lady Naomi Campbell has been banned from all British Airways flights. This after the temperamental supermodel berated Airways staff members and spat in a policeman's face when a bag of hers was deemed too heavy to check. "Banning her will send out a worldwide signal that such behavior is totally unacceptable," a source close to the airline said. British Airways competitor Virgin Atlantic, which knows free advertising when it sees it, has come forward to say the cruel, cruel Campbell is more than welcome to verbally abuse its staff.
BECAUSE 'THE HILLS' ISN'T ENOUGH "Sources [say] Audrina Patridge has been offered a reality show spin off by an unknown network following the popularity of her recent nude photo scandal. … Sources report that 'The show would focus on Audrina trying to become a model in LA and working through the struggles all models face.'"
What's the best part about being a model? Is it the hedonistic "champ-aine" parties? Is it the opulent clothes? How about the adoration from teenagers and callow adults? Indeed, all that must be very nice. But we imagine the real reason one becomes a model is for the memories to be made when one is forced to do things like stand in front of a mirror in a bright red bodysuit and manifest oneself as a sexy vamp with menstrual pains. That is the life.
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