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10. "[Mo'Nique] didn't like me because I'm white and skinny and I don't really understand why a comedian was trying to teach us about etiquette to begin with, so I didn't really learn anything. But it was fun, because I got to be on TV." — Pumkin, I Love Money: Meet the All Stars

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The National Enquirer, ever the reliable news source, is running an interview with comedian Mo'nique's ex-fiance, who said she smokes marijuana and deals drugs (Mo'nique denied the allegations).

Oh yeah, and Mo'nique left this guy because he has a criminal record that includes theft, gun and drug possession charges. Sounds like a credible source.

[He] also accuses her of tax evasion and adds that when they broke up, 'Mo'Nique threatened my life. She said if I ever told anyone about her lifestyle, she'd hire someone to kill me.'

[He] claims he is planning to write a book about his life with the star.

Wait a minute. This guy's going to write a book? We take it back — he obviously must be telling the truth.

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