GUY RITCHIE IN TEARS OVER T-SHIRT "Guy Ritchie is 'in pieces' after seeing a photo of his son Rocco in a T-shirt supporting Alex Rodriguez's New York Yankees baseball team, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The 8-year-old was photographed sporting the shirt Monday in New York City. 'He's actually been crying over it,' says the source on the set of Ritchie's upcoming drama Sherlock Holmes."
Anne Pressley, a Little Rock, Arkansas TV reporter who recently had a small part as Ann Coulter in Oliver Stone's mocking film W, was found in her home brutally beaten and stabbed yesterday. She's now in critical condition in an Arkansas hospital.
Coulter continues to run free, certainly guilty of this and many other heinous crimes.
The world is not fair.
• By popular demand: The other clip of Sarah Palin's Saturday Night Live appearance. [Yeeeah]
• Jennifer Aniston is reportedly pregnant with John Mayer's baby. We'll wait until the National Enquirer confirms this before we believe it. [INO]
• Guy Ritchie on sex with Madonna: It's like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle." [CityRag]
• Tara Reid reminds us of the dangers of too much plastic surgery. [ICYDK]
• Suri Cruise tries to make a run for it after Tom forces her to pose for pictures. What a dad. [DListed]
• Dakota Fanning performed with her high school cheerleading squad over the weekend while her new movie debuted at the box office. Just like us! [PS]
If Angelina Jolie is known for one thing, it's not her (formerly) scandalous relationship with Brad Pitt or her army of children — it's her lips. And Hollywood is well aware of this, as evidenced by the recent promotional poster for Angie's latest movie, The Changeling. It's reminiscent of her past movie posters, which tend to focus on her money makers above all else. Could we even recognize her from the nose up?
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YOUTUBE'S PRODUCTION DESTROYS H'WOOD'S "Each day, there are 13 hours of content uploaded to YouTube per minute. That … is the equivalent of Hollywood releasing 57,000 movies per week."
It's no wonder Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears are such messes — with matriarch Lynne steering the girls' upbringing, they didn't have a chance. Now that Lynne's published a tell-all book to bring in the cash, she wants to turn it into a movie. And, naturally, she has the cast already selected:
Lynne Spears believes Through The Storm — which details Britney's troubles with drink, drugs and teenage sex — would be a box office smash.
Scary Movie star Anna Faris has apparently been lined up to play Britney and Lynne has Julia Roberts in mind to play the part of her.
Ba! Hahaha! Julia Roberts? To play Lynne Spears? That's the most glorious, delusional thing we've heard all day.
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Omg, amazing. A Saw-themed roller coaster. Just a couple quick questions:
1) Does Jigsaw have to insult your "dull pathetic existence" to get you on his ride?
2) Does the tied up guy have to wait till 2009 to ride the roller coaster, and if so, what is he going to do until then re: being tied up.
3) In the good-idea department, was this the next logical choice after a Final Destination 3 roller coaster?
Click through for an awful preview.
Jennifer Lopez has revealed plans to ruin Sex and the City, assuming there is anything left to destroy. The TV series that inspired thousands of insipid 20-somethings to move to NYC and attempt to recreate the show's plotlines is already in talks to develop a movie sequel — and J.Lo wants in. According to Jenny From the Block, she adores SATC and "nearly popped up in the TV show but then did Will and Grace instead." That's a good way to woo them, Jen — reveal that the show was your second choice.
And while we're discussing Jennifer's stints on television, we're surprised that her life-threatening foot injury has already healed. You remember: The one that allowed J.Lo to run in a triathlon but prohibited her from sitting in front of a camera? What happens if she suffers a relapse during filming? We're genuinely concerned.
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A band of poodles showed up last night at the NYC screening of Filth and Wisdom, a Madonna-directed short film about gypsies. Seriously, why were Madge and Lindsay Lohan trying so desperately to look alike? Although, to be fair, they do appear to be about the same age.
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IN CRISIS, THE RETURN OF GORDON GEKKO "As Wall Street continues to capture headlines due to market volatility, 20th Century Fox is moving forward with a 'Wall Street' sequel. Allan Loeb ('21') has been tapped to pen the screenplay, which is being fast-tracked by the studio as a Michael Douglas starrer, though the actor is not formally attached. The modern-day story will again center on Gordon Gekko, who has recently been sprung from prison and re-emerges into a much more tumultuous financial world than the one he once lorded over. The Bud Fox character, played by Charlie Sheen in the original, will not appear in the latest incarnation."
It's here! The Sarah Palin porno has gone from Craigslist meme to actual real thing.
Currently in production, the film is being funded, of course, by one Larry Flynt.
Pics of porno Palin after the jump (NSFW).
'AUSTIN POWERS' VILLAIN A TRULY VILLAINOUS RAPIST "Joe Son, who played the character Random Task in the first 'Austin Powers' movie, has been charged by California authorities in connection with an unsolved 1990 Christmas Eve gang rape. Son pleaded guilty in May to felony vandalism, which required him to give a DNA sample — which eventually connected him to the rape, police say. Son, 37, was charged Oct. 1 with five felony counts of forcible rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulations, one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force according to an Orange County District Attorney's."
Heyo! Did you know over in Israel they created a beautifier machine that can take any picture of you and analyze your facial structure and then improve upon it as dictated by social norms of physical attributes?
And did you know that James Franco's face, when run through this program, does not reveal any differences whatsoever, meaning that the Pineapple Express actor is basically the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. It's true! Pretty sure that it's in the Bible somewhere that Jesus had a perfect jawline and eyes that were symmetrically far apart.
To be fair, the program's purpose was only to subtly change the composite of facial features, to show society that it doesn't always take extreme plastic surgery to improve your looks.
But guess which actor was actually made less attractive after being run through the beautification process?
Upon exclusively viewing the CW's Stylista — a reality show featuring 11 contestants competing for The Greatest Prize Ever (and a job at Elle magazine) — we discovered the premise is quite obviously based on The Devil Wears Prada: Incompetent people who have no business being involved in the fashion industry? Check. Frightening dictator (fashion news director Anne Slowey)? Check. Inane tasks that have seemingly nothing to do with fashion? Check. The difference: We wanted Anne Hathaway to succeed in the movie; in the reality TV version, we kind of hope everyone fails miserably. CONTINUED »
• Say hello to Hugh Hefner's potential new girlfriends. [Yeeeah]
• Bad Idea No. 7219: Someone is bringing 10 Things I Hate About You to the small screen. [INO]
• Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief: Brody Jenner has found The One. For this month. [ICYDK]
• Beyonce shocks the world by admitted she married Jay-Z. And by "shocks" we mean "bores." [PS]
• Suri Cruise is learning how to run away from her creepy parents. Good for her. [DListed]
• Britney Spears wears a bra out in public. Progress! [HT]
Faithful Mollygood reader stopthemadness must be psychic, because we were just thinking yesterday that it had been too long since we'd caught up with Spaghetti Cat. Lo and behold, a few hours later we received this clip in our inbox, featuring SC in his latest movie role. It brings a tear to our eye to know that our little baby is growing up and making it big. (And thanks to Keeblerkahn, who made the discovery.)
Our favorite part is at the 0:50 mark, when SC uses his paw to dodge multiple bullets. What a cat.
YET ANOTHER SEQUEL TO RUIN THE ORIGINAL "Producer Thom Mount says a [Bull Durham II] script is indeed in development and he hopes to be shooting between April and June of next year. He said he plans to shoot in the Durham Bulls Athletic Park, but that he's not sure he will use the historic Durham Athletic Park that was part of the original movie. Because the script is still in development, Mount said he has no commitments from actors including the stars of the original movie — Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. It’s likely Costner will return but it might take some art-twisting – he’s said in the past that a) he’s not a fan of sequels and b) he didn’t think 'Bull Durham' needed one."
FIRST BIRD, NOW SATCHMO "Forest Whitaker will direct and star in Louis Armstrong biopic 'What a Wonderful World' for Paris-based Legende, the company behind 'La Vie en rose.' Film, the first bigscreen project to be authorized by the Armstrong estate, will kick off during the musician’s impoverished early years in New Orleans and primarily chronicle his career as a trumpet virtuoso and improvisational singer. … 'What a Wonderful World' will begin shooting in the summer in Louisiana."
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