We knew it was only a matter of time, but it felt like an absolute eternity between MTV’s Movie Awards on Sunday and this morning, when we finally found a viable clip of the Wayne’s World reunion.
• On last night's Denise Richards: It's Complicated, our heroine got into an argument with a reporter and proved why she should be America's Sweetheart. Think of the children! [DListed]
• Barack Obama's resignation from Trinity Church: Your thoughts. [SH]
• Seth Rogen may or may not have smoked weed onstage at the MTV Movie Awards. Of course he did. [Us]
• Britney Spears pulled out of a deal to promote a line of imported furniture because Jamie was afraid Brit was just being used for publicity. Which … is kind of the point, no? [PS]
• The obviously sober Amy Winehouse on her husband, Blake Incarcerated: “He’s gorgeous as f–k. Haven’t you seen him before?” [ICYDK]
The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and I admittedly couldn't bring myself to sit through the hours-long crapfest. Just by looking at the pictures (after the jump), it's obvious I didn't miss much.
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Maybe not everything at the MTV Movie Awards sucked, because Sarah Silverman insinuating that it's impossible for Paris Hilton to keep her mouth off of anything even slightly resembling a penis was pretty great. As was the fact that the crowd went absolutely wild. For some reason, Paris wasn't laughing.
Paris Hilton surrendered to the custody of the LA County Sheriff's Department at around 11 last night, thereby beginning her 23 day jail sentence for violating probation (her booking photo is above).
Prior to turning herself over, Paris strutted the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards, which has turned into something of a tradition of hers. This year, the only difference was that when she left the awards and submitted to the custody of men who didn't give a fuck about her, they didn't have to ply her with alcohol.
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Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.
Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).
The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it's up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.
PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new "it" girl. I'm calling "it."
There's a lot more pictures after this jump.
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