• What really matters in this presidential election: The ability to grow a beautiful mullet. [CityRag]

• Britney Spears shows some self-awareness: "My father saved my life. I probably wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him." [INO]

• Dog the Bounty Hunter or his wife Beth: Who would you rather do? [DListed]

• Oh, phew. Christina Aguilera's red lipstick is back. [PS]

• Madonna's tour minions are threatening to quit. At least Madge still has her crotch. [Yeeeah]

• Spencer Pratt's problem with John McCain: "Not picking Heidi for the vice president. It’s just cold." [ICYDK]

I'm still the only person who watches the Bachelorette, if only for the few glimpses I get of host Chris Harrison every week. There's something so familiar about the guy who's been there with us since the beginning, back when America actually believed this show could produce true love. Even Chris has given up on the idea and treats the show like the joke it is, as evidenced in this blooper reel from last night's "Men Tell All" special. It was the first time in a long time the show has brought a smile to my face. (OK, that's a lie. I smiled last week when Jason's son Ty appeared on screen and brought the cuteness.)