After reading what we had written while transcribing the lyrics to Ashlee Simpson's new single, "Rule Breaker", we immediately assumed we'd misheard the Texan chanteuse. After a second listen, we knew we'd heard her just fine, and we were filled with a tremendous sadness.

She sings, "I got a boyfriend, he likes to fight a lot/ We got a lot in common and he thinks I'm fucking hot/ We like to break rules, both got tattoos/ We came to smash things and we like to scream, man!"

Please, someone, send this "bad girl" to bed with no supper.