• Hurry and enter to win a date with Barack Obama. And then marry him if you love him so much! [SH]

• Everyone gets a free can of Dr Pepper if Axl Rose releases the new Guns N' Roses album this year. If it happens, we guarantee the soda will be better than the album. [DListed]

• Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger wield control over Clint Eastwood in our America? Why? [PS]

• Adriana Lima will remove her clothes for moving pictures, too. [HT]

• Nick Lachey is still driving cars and whatnot. Scintillating. [INO]

• "When I die, I wish to be cryogenically frozen in Nan Kempner’s closet." -Lucy Liu [ICYDK]

• If you're going to commit a crime, have the decency to put on a three-piece suit. [CityRag]