The missives contained in Mollygood's comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with "OMG she is hottttttttt!" or "z"s in the place of "s"s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.
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We had assumed her hands would singe if they ever met his, like how vampires can't enter churches without being scalded. Unfortunately, we were wrong.
More from a World AIDS Day press conference under here.
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Naomi Campbell met with Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez last Tuesday evening, but in a press conference the supermodel made it clear that she wasn't there "to be political" and was instead visiting as an "ambassador" to the nation's sick children. The apolitical Campbell was invited to Caracas after telling a group of Brazilian businessmen she "hated" President Bush.
The odd way both Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce are focusing on something completely different than what Naomi Campbell is looking at makes her look like an actual puppet, not just the metaphorical puppet that she is.
With the pointy-nosed Jamie Hince at her side, Kate Moss debuted her haircut and her Topshop Christmas collection to a large crowd of long-A-listers.
As soon as the show was over, people ran outside for a cigarette. But they were back in time for pudding and to enjoy a performance by Grace Jones, who entertained into the small hours.
With a newly-cut long fringe, eyes underlined in heavy black kohl, and black catsuit and sequinned bolero, Kate certainly turned heads with her sexy new glam rock look.
While pausing to consider how the Italian Dancing with the Stars manages to book actual celebrities, whereas our version trots out gawky arthritics like Jerry Springer, don't forget to pay attention to the dancing. I guess years of strutting down catwalks has given Naomi Campbell a dancer's grace, while years of beating bitches up has given her a boxer's footwork. She's unstoppable.
"I've never been on the cover of British Vogue and I've asked a million times and they've always refused me," bemoaned Naomi Campbell at Friday's Blacks in Fashion event, during which important blacks in the world of fashion gathered to decry the racism plaguing the industry. And there probably is some. Just not necessarily at British Vogue, which has actually hired Naomi Campbell to model on their cover eight times in the past 20 years. Campbell has since said, instead of British Vogue, she meant to say National Socialist.
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According to Page Six, "It's too early to talk about a romance" between British race car driver Lewis Hamilton and supermodel Naomi Campbell. Of course, this reticence is closely followed by talk of a romance:
…attendees at last week's GQ Man of the Year awards in London couldn't help noticing that Naomi Campbell hit it off with…Lewis Hamilton. "They were flirting outrageously," one guest said. "They sat together during the dinner and Naomi presented Lewis with the Best Sportsman of the Year award. He then invited her to the Brazilian Grand Prix in October, which she duly accepted."
At 22, Hamilton is 15 years Campbell's junior, but such a large age gap is negligible for celebrities, who all face arrested development. Instead, Hamilton should focus on being absolutely certain he's stronger than Campbell and fast enough to outrun a hurtling BlackBerry.
After the jump, more from the GQ awards.
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A few weeks ago, Page Six warned sashaying fashionistas everywhere that the tents canopying Bryant Park during New York Fashion Week would play host to fewer fabulous guests this year. While the news certainly came too late for flustered, coked-up event planners to pare champagne orders, it gave us an ample amount of time to fix a cheese plate, pour a glass of red and prepare to ogle the wreckage of the most poorly attended Fashion Week ever. That said, where is everyone?
Last night, everyone was at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. After the jump, many pictures of them wisely not caring about Fashion Week.
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• Troop Beverly Hills! [BWE]
• Miss South Carolina nails it the second time! It only took her 48 hours to construct two cohesive sentences. [DListed]
• Hairy arms aren't a big deal. Seriously. Don't wax your arms, ladies. [HT]
• Now not even her kinfolk like her. [ICYDK]
• Where are the Hilary Swank anorexia rumors? (Did I just start them?) [DS]
• Yeah, it's gross, but I guarantee she's had a lot grosser stuff on her face and in her mouth. [Yeeeah]
• Naomi Campbell showing off all her fruit. (That's a euphemism.) [CityRag]
• Brandy might get off for vehicular manslaughter, too. It's the easies rap to beat in Hollywood! [DListed]
• Naomi Campbell kicking the shit out of her melanin. [HT]
• Sarah Jessica Parker's new, more obvious way to sell you stuff you don't really need. [ICYDK]
• Adults acting like babies over babies. [Yeeeah]
• Party on, babe! [CityRag]
Phone flinging phenom, Naomi Campbell, is publishing in the new issue of W the diary entries she composed while forced to do a week of community service following an assault charge. Don't worry, it's even better than you expect:
“Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”
“One co-worker tells me how he ended up here, basically because of alcohol. I bond with him, and I tell him I’m in recovery.”“Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I’ve finally come to realise that, for me, it’s all or nothing - and it has to be nothing. And my life has changed since [I realised that].”
Inside sources have obtained for MollyGood part of the original diaries penned by Campbell's manicured hand. Needless to say, the editors at W took a lot of liberties with Campbell's original work. Here, exclusively, is the unedited first diary entry:
“I find solace in weeping. I have no responsibility. I have no problem throwing the phones. I have to have. You know?”
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• Legislating SexyBack in Tennessee. [ASL]
• They kill them and skin them. What's to learn, Fergie? [DListed]
• Tom Cruise in Hitler movie. Don't get any ideas, Cruise. [ONTD]
• Naomi at community service. Fur? Sure! [JJ]
• Jesse Metcalfe is in rehab. His career is still shitfaced. [ICYDK]
• Federline's keeping the kids. [Glitterati]
• Paul taking the high, Abbey road. [INO]
• Legislating SexyBack in Tennessee. [ASL]
• They kill them and skin them. What's to learn, Fergie? [DListed]
• Tom Cruise in Hitler movie. Don't get any ideas, Cruise. [ONTD]
• Naomi at community service. Fur? Sure! [JJ]
• Jesse Metcalfe is in rehab. His career is still shitfaced. [ICYDK]
• Federline's keeping the kids. [Glitterati]
• Paul taking the high, Abbey road. [INO]
• Nicole's just hypoglycemic, guys. I don't buy it for a minute, but that publicist just earned his bonus for using his BlackBerry to google "tired +weak +dizzy -anorexia" just in the nick of time. [PopSugar]
• I thought criminals couldn't profit off their crimes? [DListed]
• Katie Holmes is just figuring out Tom's controlling. Tom says it's too late, because on his planet, weddings make her his property until the rapture of 2135, when all will obtain clarity. [INO]
• Jenna and her ex are battling on MySpace. His opening jab: "PREACH ON BITCH Blah Blah Blah…" And the wit continues. [ICYDK]
• TRL is now Total Request Taped. Hopefully soon it will be Total Request Gone. And then we'll have Total Request Forgotten. [Jossip]
• Vivica A. Fox was arrested for a DUI, after the new season of Dancing With the Stars reminded her of all the glory that might have been. [TMZ]
• Alright, now she's gotta cop to the tape, but Kim insists there was still no peeing. [CW]
• Isaac Brock starting early with the antics. Sorry Isaac, Iggy Pop made cutting oneself not shocking. [ONTD]
Oh, that? That's just Naomi Campbell's handler giving her purse over to a police officer to carry at her second day of community service.
See how meek all the lawsuits have made the NYPD? You can't even tell a presumptuous model to fuck herself anymore, even if she exploits a city founded on stability you provide.
The cop carried the purse, and he and his buddies would also be there if Naomi Campbell got punched in the mouth for that goddamn bag; which, incidentally, probably costs more than they make in two weeks. They'd be there not only because that's their job, but also because, contrary to popular opinion, a lot of them are helfpul and kind even to those that don't appreciate them.
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Today, Naomi Campbell, seen here leaving a court mandated anger management class, will begin five days of community service. She will be working with the New York Department of Sanitation as recompense for assaulting a maid during an argument over a pair of jeans.
Beginning at 8 a.m. Monday, Campbell won't be catwalking for photographers across a runway in some exotic locale. Instead, she will be mopping, scrubbing and sweeping inside a 120,000-square-foot building on gritty South St.
"It's no-nonsense here," said Durrell, 44, a deputy chief who's in charge of the community service program. "We have a job to do and we're all business."
She will be issued a not-quite-runway-ready orange reflector vest and a pair of work gloves. The rest of her outfit will be left up to her - though Durrell has some ideas for her.
"Sneakers and blue jeans are a good idea," he said. "Wearing Manolos is not."
Ah, New York: the only city in the world where the deputy chief of the sanitation department knows to tell the violent model to keep her Manolos at home.
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