• OH NO! She liked it, too! How humiliating. [HT]

• Here, the lowest of the Lowest. [DListed]

• Natasha Lyonne kicked H! Good for her! [EBG]

• Fur: Ugly aesthetically and morally! [PS]

• Nicole Richie and her frail, frail hips are afraid to give birth, and they damn well should be. [INO]

• "The Body of 2008"? Really? No wonder magazines are dying. [ICYDK]

• DiFara's is great pizza! But what about a greasy Anna Maria's slice at 4 in the morning? No love for the tastes of night owls? [CityRag]

• Paris Hilton hangs with the cast of The L Word. You wouldn't believe how many times she asked if L stood for laser! [Queerty]

I was going to finish this week with some pictures of the same old girls drunk at some party, but then my friend alerted me to this little gem of a story: Actress/Sometimes Hobo/Dog Molester Natasha Lyonne turned herself in at a NY court today. She has been wanted for about a year after missing her last four court appearances (did they check the zoo?). Oliver Platt Walrus, Esq., as a lawyer and a puppy, especially respects her decision to finally do the right thing. I think we'll all sleep a little better tonight, knowing that our dogs, and our neighbors' dogs, will no longer be molested by the American Pie "star."

Well, another one down, folks.

So, when you let loose this weekend, be it at your Office Holiday Party, shirtless at a bar, because your one-year-old runs the show and likes you better drunk, Intercontinental flight style, because you've somehow become the victim of immaculate conception (again), or to numb the pain of your painkiller-NEEDING period cramps, call a cab. For everyone's sake.

I love you, I do, and you know that's not an easy thing for me to say (since Brody and Bilson called it quits).

I'l be here all weekend, will you?

Kisses and Makers Mark with Ginger Ale (because that's what I decided Britney is drinking),
Molly

• Natasha Lyonne lives! But really, is a life without crack really worth living at all? [US Weekly]

• Contrary to rumors, Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are not getting married yet. Wonder which one is the committment phobe. [A Socialite's Life]

• Naomi Campbell did not get arrested this week. And by "did not" I mean "totally did." [Celebrity Nation]

• Tori Spelling is even more rich, bitch. [Celebitchy]

• Save Sienna Miller from the human stain that is Jude Law. Since Katie has been a lost cause for a while now. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Madonna is sick of Guy Richie's sperm, plans to adopt. [DListed]

• Jessica Simpson chooses Dane Cook to co-host the Teen Choice Awards, party in her pants. [WWTDD]

• The Angelina Jolie nose job rumors have been around for a while now. You look at the comparison and decide. I refuse to believe my personal Mother Teresa would do something like that to me. [CityRag]

• A Colin Farrell stalker somehow got her ass to the Tonight Show yesterday. I hope she stood in line for tickets just like the rest of the audience. No special treatment for crazies. [IDLYITW]