• Joe Scarborough accidentally dropped the f-bomb live on the air this morning. Housewives across America are traumatized, or something. [DListed]

• Angelina Jolie: Still better at life than the rest of us. [ICYDK]

• Because everyone needs an extensive knowledge of Britney Spears' tattoos. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan celebrated the holiday launch of her leggings line by not wearing leggings for the first time in years. [PS]

• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel continue to look like miserable human beings. [INO]

• Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have officially broken up. We can't imagine what could have possibly gone wrong. [Yeeeah]

Yay! Time for another game of Guess That Bleep. Much like with Mad Libs, your job is to find the appropriate word or phrase to fill in the space left vacant by mass media's increasingly arbitrary standards of decency.

Today's is a doozy:

Which cocaine-loving actress is said to be relying on her closeted husband to meet guys? A source says that when they were at a party recently, the hubby asked a fellow guest, "Do you want to [bleep] my wife? Because you can.”

Gawd, how awful are famous people?

Anyway, our guess is, "Do you want to get a great blueberry muffin recipe from my wife? Because you can." Your turn; have fun with it.

GEORGE CARLIN WOULD BE PROUD "Viewer complaints about naughty programming dropped massively in the third quarter of 2007, according to the latest data from the Federal Communications Commission. While the second quarter of 2007 saw 4,368 complaints come into the agency, the following quarter logged a mere 368 — precisely 4,000 less. During the first quarter, nearly 150,000 complaints came in."