There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.
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Despite the fact that Hills alum Whitney Port scored her own reality TV spin-off, The City, the NYC paparazzi are still unsure as to who exactly this girl is. Behold the WireImage description of Whit at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party, who is identified as "Guest," while her lesser known co-star, Olivia Palermo, was easily named. This can not bode well for the budding fashionista, especially during a time when both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can be picked out of a crowd by most Americans.
Other stars deemed "hot" by the tabloid included the High School Musical kiddos, a few Gossip Girls (and boys), America's Next Top Tranny Model Jaslene, some Ugly Bettys and Patti LaBelle. Sounds a little lukewarm to us.
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We're not surprised to see Kim Kardashian and her fresh-out-of-jail sister posing for the cameras at a 40th birthday party for McDonald's Big Mac burger, because if anyone would actually RSVP to a stupid event like this it's them. But Common, Serena Williams and DJ AM? Call us naive, but we expected more out of you. Hope you enjoyed your free burgers and shame.
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Here’s a little trivia: Ne-Yo used to be in a singing group with Corey Clark, the American Idol contestant/criminal who threw Paula Abdul under the bus when his career didn’t take off. They once appeared on Amateur Night at the Apollo. And they were bad. Ne-Yo’s lucky he got off that train before it crashed.
Ne-Yo, losing all street cred:
I gotta admit, we were like … Lindsay Lohan? I mean, I've written for Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Celine Dion and … Lindsay Lohan? But I will say this; we gave her a quality record and she did a ridiculously fabulous job. I was so shocked I had to call her and apologize for what I was thinking because she did so good. I think the world is gonna be surprised.
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R&B singer Ne-Yo was reportedly arrested in Georgia for reckless driving and not having a valid license.
That's two arrests we've reported in one day. Barron Hilton makes three recent semi-celebrities in the clinker, and we are once again wondering what it all means.
Three sets of celebrity twins on the way, three D-listers in jail … Help us, Tom Cruise. Help us to make sense of this world.
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