Formerly we hadn't noticed them, but now that we have, we're certain those hips played a part in this woman's seemingly overnight transition from being like a bird to a promiscuous girl.

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Besides being a gallows for Britney Spears to hang herself – for now, just figuratively – last night's MTV Video Music Awards also proved to be a boring, insipid and massive forum for rewarding mediocrity. In short, Miss Teen South Carolina was there. Bravo, MTV!

After the jump, many, many more.

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Look at this! Nelly Furtado looks exactly like those racist-ass depictions of Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp; the ones that sang in broken English ("Do you hear what I hear, a baby cry? Where we finding baby there's milk near by.")

Stuff like this let's you know that, if God is real, he's got a very subtle sense of humor, and he doesn't mind if most people won't get his jokes. If God wrote a TV show it would get canceled.

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Fans of practical jokes, flailing limbs and irritating enthusiasm will be upset to hear that this season of Punk'd will be its last.

This isn't the first time such an announcement has been made. In December 2003, following the show's second cycle, executive producer
Ashton Kutcher said he was pulling the plug. Speculation immediately arose that it was a ploy to lower the guard of celebrity targets; indeed, "Punk'd" returned in April 2004.

However, MTV Networks Music Group entertainment president Brian Graden said Monday that the show is officially finished this time, but that there might be future collaborations with Kutcher on other projects.

This season, Punk'd victims will include Hilary Swank, Nelly Furtado and Magic Johnson.

Following the success of the SNL sketch embedded above, Punk'd producers have promised that the show now slants toward "edgier" comedy. This new direction is perhaps most obvious when, in the opening episode, Magic Johnson discovers Ashton's band of merry pranksters have replaced his antiviral regimen with Smarties. Punk'd!

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What the hell happened to Nelly Furtado? When she first started, she had this hippy dippy Canadian thing going on that was like a cross between the Dixie Chicks and Erykah Badu. Her music wasn't great but she seemed nice. Now she's all glammed out, talking shit and making snaky arm gestures on TRL.

I thought you were like a bird, Nelly? What are you, a peacock?

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