• The actress who played Marcia Brady wasn't all that wholesome: She traded sex for drugs. [Yeeeah]

• Hope nobody's planning to spend New Year's in Dubai. [INO]

• Things we never want to see: Sharon Stone's cameltoe. [CityRag]

• Dumbest shoes ever. [DListed]

• John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together. Who didn't see this one coming? [PS]

• Now that Holly Madison is no longer with Hugh Hefner, she's moved on to bigger and better things. At a bowling alley. [ICYDK]

Here, Mariah Carey fouls up a countdown to midnight on New Year's Eve in Vegas. TMZ has titled it "Clock Sucker." Many things stay the same. Happy 2008!