Not content to just disappear into the abyss of obscurity, Mariah Carey frolicked over to Ellen DeGeneres' show to play coy about the latest batch of pregnancy rumors. When Carey simply said "No, that's OK," in response to Ellen's question as to whether or not the singer is expecting, Ellen got smart and offered her champagne:
But Carey tells her it's 'just fattening. That's not champagne. You can't have it on TV.'
DeGeneres then tells her, 'Let's toast to you not being pregnant.'
Replies Carey, 'Oh, my goodness! I can't believe her! Why would we toast to that? How about to the future?'
Now, if this were any other celebrity we would say, "OMG she's totally preggers!" but this is Mariah we're talking about — she's just desperate for attention in any form or fashion. Sorry, Nick Cannon, you won't be cashing in on your fortune just yet.
There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.
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Remember when Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's relationship was slightly relevant for, like, five minutes? And then everyone stopped caring? Well, Mariah failed to realize that the public's interest in her marriage has waned and gave us this lovely tidbit of information about her sex life with Nick:
It's not that we had NO intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy [until marriage]. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.
Um, who asked her about that? And why?
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Stuck without a Halloween costume to wear tonight? Don't panic — we have seven fool-proof ideas to impress your friends and guarantee you extra candy (or at least a few concerned looks), all inspired by some of our favorite celebrities. They're not exactly scary in the traditional sense, but these costumes are frightening nonetheless. Don't say we never do anything for you.
When you're done, feel free to guess what Whitney will be dressing up as for Halloween (Cord accidentally revealed his costume already). Winner gets a free Internet hug and pride.
Nick Cannon had a bit of trouble directing his wife Mariah Carey's new music video. The rolling-around-in-the-bed-with-a-ripped-model thing was tough to take, he says:
This thing just never stops being weird, does it? Mariah Carey threw her hubby Nick Cannon a birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. They kissed over a cake. The end.
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Mariah Carey has fallen a bit out of the spotlight lately now that her marriage to Nick Cannon has become old news. So, naturally, she's just now sharing the details on how Nick proposed to her — twice — in hopes of milking this story for all it's worth. But, really, we could have imagined these shenanigans already (it is Mariah, after all) so it's nothing groundbreaking:
'He sort of kidnapped me and took me on a helicopter ride. Then he re-proposed.' Cannon's first proposal had taken place on Carey's roof in Manhattan a couple of evenings prior and involved the hiding of a 17-carat diamond ring inside a candy ring pop.
Only the best for "eternally 12-years-old" Mariah.
Nick Cannon has been painted as a puppy dog who follows Mariah Carey around with eager eyes and fetches whatever she needs to have fetched. If this is indeed the case, he’s definitely enjoying being the puppy to MC’s master. To each his own!
• Say hello to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yes, they're still doing this nonsense. [DListed]
• Angelina Jolie's back on the heroin? [INO]
• TR Knight is still friends with the insufferable Katherine Heigl. Why, TR?! [PS]
• Tyra Banks says she's got a Miley Cyrus talk show in the works. Why the hell is Tyra still allowed to produce television shows? [ICYDK]
• Trouble in Mariah and Nick's eternal 12-year-old paradise? [SH]
• Clearly, we should not have made jokes about Latarian Milton, who was recently been institutionalized after attacking his grandmother. [DListed]
• Angelina Jolie has confirmed she's having twins, which the tabloids did months ago. It's time for celebrities to stop letting the tabloids they claim to hate so much be right. [PS]
• "Reese Witherspoon And Jake Gyllenhaal Are Ready To Wed." Guess what: You're not invited to the wedding, so don't care about it. [INO]
• Megan Fox was once so poor she was forced to have hairy legs. Oh, gawd! That's almost as bad as being so poor you can't eat food. [ICYDK]
• Lohan + Ronson + hickeys = speculation [CityRag]
• "Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever." Uh, no duh—why do think she likes Nick Cannon? Zuh-ing. [Yeeeah]
Nick Cannon really lucked out with this marriage, but let's be honest: The guy has to live with Mariah Carey. We would be expecting a lot more than a diamond ring, but that's just us.
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Behold the first public post-wedding picture of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon not owned by People magazine. The couple attended a party for Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World, where Mariah performed with a bedazzled microphone and stand. Good luck with that, Nick.
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Mariah Carey, who seems to have forgotten about that whole laser removal technique:
One thing [few people] knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my ["Mrs. Cannon"] tattoo wasn’t surprised. To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They’re forever and ever.
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Oprah held a minor news conference today to discuss Mariah Carey's wedding, and she even showed the not-so-exciting wedding photos from People magazine. More fascinating, however, was the revelation that she got a "Mrs. Cannon" tattoo a few weeks back. Still not interesting? OK, you're right.
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The Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon wedding really happened, and, in true Mimi form, the sacred photos were sold to People for a pretty penny. The mag's site was bragging about exclusive wedding photos that would be posted this morning, but all we got was a lousy cover. Figures.
Mariah Carey's new music video for "Bye Bye" has been released, so now the entire world gets to see the beginnings of her relationship with new husband Nick Cannon. It's probably more touching if you can sit through the scenes where Mariah "cries," and by that I mean she just wipes her face repeatedly in hopes of inspiring a tear; unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?) for me, I couldn't make it past the first 30 seconds, so feel free to review it yourself.
• There's a reason we haven't subjected ourselves to MTV's Rock the Cradle. Behold that reason. [DListed]
• Mary-Kate Olsen took in a hockey game last night in NYC. No word on how her frail body survived being that close to the ice. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker swears she will never use plastic surgery or Botox, so you can rest assured she will likely top those "most unattractive" lists for years to come. [ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon obtained a marriage license in the Caribbean. So this whole thing is legit? Really? Really? [INO]
• We never thought we'd see the day when Britney Spears was allowed to be in a swimming pool with her two sons. [CityRag]
• Kim Kardashian spent the day around numerous wild animals, and she made it out alive. Unfortunately. [HT]
WE STILL DON'T BUY IT "Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aren't just dreamlovers anymore. Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married. 'Yes, we know,' she says. 'He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.'"
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