• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for "viral videos" in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]
• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you'll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]
• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]
• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]
• It's that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]
• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]
• "Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to 'being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.'" We will not. [ICYDK]
• "So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor." [Yeeeah]
• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]
Eva Longoria and several others from television and movies turned out last evening for the Lucky magazine party held at the Château Marmont. So, in case you're tallying places in history you're glad you weren't, you can add to the list this party, which celebrated a magazine that celebrates shopping; it should come before "Vietnam" but after "in the theater for No Reservations."
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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were wed on Saturday in a Parisian church service, the celebratory follow-up to the civil ceremony the couple already completed. Guests included Longoria's Desperate Housewive's costars Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher and Nicollette Sheridan. AC Slater was also in attendance, and he said he found France to be "bitchin'," before shoving Screech into the Arc de Triomphe. The busty one in the frosted lipstick? That's Parker's mom. France is delightful.
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