Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "Elina, Annaleigh and Majorie, they had, like, a lesbian bath moment, apparently. … It was very loud." — Samantha, America's Next Top Model

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You may recall our celebratory post a few weeks back when it was reported that Denise Richards' dreadful reality show was canceled. We spoke too soon.

According to Denise, "it's coming back for another season" and they will begin filming in a few months. This confirms it: Despite the glorious savior Joel McHale, E! truly has absolutely not taste whatsoever. And this is coming from someone who can stomach a lot of bad television.

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We haven't seen Nigel Barker in quite some time and now we know why: He's been busy saving baby seals. Last night he attended an NYC art exhibit titled "A Sealed Fate" with all the big A-listers, like Whitney from America's Next Top Model and some guy from Project Runway. So it's safe to say things aren't looking too good for those seals.

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America's Next Top Model winner Whitney Thompson truly won the greatest prize of all: She was shot by noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker for a spread in Seventeen magazine. Whitney claims she's a size 14, but she looks significantly smaller in these pictures — either she's a liar or Nigel is just that good.

Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker put himself through hell at this weekend's Kentucky Derby, where the second-place filly, Eight Belles, was euthanized after breaking both front ankles. It was a tragic ending to a tragic day that was attended by the biggest losers of Hollywood (except, of course, Nigel).

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In a shocking revelation, it seems all is not rainbows and puppies on the set of America's Next Top Model. According to an insider, Tyra Banks isn't getting along with the magical orange man, Jay Manuel, who serves as the photo shoot creative director.

It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day.

Tyra wouldn't comment on the rumors, but word has it she's looking for a new ANTM host in an effort to focus on her talk show and her quest to become the next Oprah. "She's really throwing her weight behind her talk show," according to a source — who probably added, "Pun intended."

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Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker is serious about saving the seals. After releasing The Cutest Video Ever, Nigel has now decided to judge an LOLseals contest in an effort to bring awareness to … the cuteness of baby seals? Unfortunately, there are no photos available for an LOLnigel competition.

Nigel Barker has taken a break from babysitting Tyra Banks to be the latest celebrity with a cause. He's on a mission to save baby seals — and whatever he's selling, we're buying.

This clip has everything to make you feel warm and fuzzy inside: Nigel, baby seals … and more Nigel.

• Paris Hilton's birthday video: You've seen the pictures, now feel free to shudder while viewing the sluggish footage. [YouTube]

• Even soap opera stars do drugs. Who knew they got paid enough? [JJD]

• Can you believe it? Jake Gyllenhaal left Kirsten Dunst because she partied too much. We would have never guessed. [Us]

• We would try out for America's Next Top Model if we were guaranteed a shoot with Nigel Barker. And Tyra would have to promise never to poop in or remove her pants. [BuddyTV]

• Aretha Franklin can't catch a break, nor can those poor puppies she used to make her coat. [SH]

• The movie Heath Ledger was filming during the time of his death will bring on three Hollywood A-listers to continue his role. Wait … Heath Ledger died? Why didn't anyone tell us? [BBC]

• Evidently Details magazine is the place to be if you are a gay actor trying to act straight. [Details]

• We feel another Shanna Moakler-Paris Hilton fight brewing. [DListed]

Fashion Week continued Saturday night with the Rock and Republic runway show and afterparty, both of which I was lucky enough to attend.

This was my first time to visit the Bryant Park tents, and it was insanely overwhelming: There were swarms of people pushing past me in an effort to get to the show on time. Except, of course, the show started almost an hour late. We were herded like cattle into an area behind the seats where we could hardly see the runway, but it didn't matter: I was at Fashion Week, and you simply couldn't beat the atmosphere.

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Friday kicked off Fashion Week, and that evening I attended the afterparty for Nabe, a collection by Project Runway's Victorya Hong and my first FW event.

I got the invitation late Friday afternoon — after I had already made plans to escape the bad weather and curl up on my couch for the evening — but the guest list made me change my mind and brave the storm:

Guests include: Jack Mackenroth, Christian Siriano, Daniel Vosivic, Carmen Webber, Kevin Christiana, Alisa Jiminez, David Evangelista, Patrick McDonald, Nigel Barker, and more.

So I arrived at the Maritime Hotel's Hiro Lounge promptly at 10 p.m. so as not to miss any of my favorite reality TV stars. I didn't need to see everyone on the list; just Christian, Nigel Barker and Tim Gunn.

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The celebrities came out in droves last night to celebrate the launch of the new Blackberry Pearl. At events such as these, it's often required to take an awkward red carpet photo with the product; some of these celebs, however, managed to look uncomfortable all on their own.

Above: CariDee English (from America's Next Top Model) demonstrates how not to do the "crossed legs make you look skinnier" pose.

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Look! It's me, Cord, with Trent from Pink Is the New Blog. (Search Mollygood on Wikipedia and it takes you to his entry. Weird, but I'm too indifferent to change it.) Where did this meeting of the typists occur? At In Touch magazine's fifth anniversary party. There was much to behold, and we beheld all of it. Boy did I dance badly, but to what I can't remember on account of being slightly tipsy. Drinking is an absolute necessity when swimming with the heeled and hatted sharks that attend these things. After the jump, the stories!

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