• Britney Spears really doesn't need that much retouching, does she? [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson confirm they are a couple, because nobody had any idea. [PS]
• Whitney Port officially gets her very own Hills spinoff, set in NYC. As long as it's not Speidi, we're on board. [ICYDK]
• All the celebrity nip slips you could ever want. [CityRag]
• For everyone who was concerned: Kim Kardashian fits in her size 26 jeans. [Yeeeah]
• Dakota Fanning continues her reign of perfection by making her school's cheerleading team. [INO]
Four years after Janet Jackson’s infamous Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction,” a federal appeals court ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing a $550,000 indecency fine to CBS. That's kind of an understatement.
• Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States…in unsalted butter. [NYT]
• Brandy ran her car into the car of a woman who may or may not have been dead already and all she got was this lousy link announcing her absolution. [DListed]
• New moratorium for '08: No more talking about "nipple slips." Get resolute on this one, people. [HT]
• Spencer Pratt again belying his villainous Hills role with kind actions. WTF? [ICYDK]
• Giada talks about babies. Not cooking them, but having them, which is not as interesting. [INO]
• See what we're saying about "nipple slip"? We're done with it. You be done with it, too. Please? [CityRag]
Being lovey-dovey on a Bahamian beach with your new girlfriend is one of the best feelings in the world, but you shouldn't get so overcome with lust that you yank her tits out in front of everyone. Especially if said new girlfriend is currently so famous that she literally has cameras up her nose.
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No big shocker here. You know yesterday when Paris debuted a not-previously-seen level of outfit non-coordination? Well it seems she was able to put on a number of articles of clothing, but missed a certain breast-guarding undergarment. Oops. Or not-oops, if you're Paris. After the jump check out the nipple we've all seen before (even in moving picture format) and realize that some things never change. Here's to nip-slip consistency.
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I posted the high res version of Ashlee Simpson's nip slip yesterday, but I figured a few more shots of Ash in bikini wear wouldn't hurt. She may not have the perfect figure, but I think girlfriend looks healthy and adorable. Now if only she could figure out that the bandeau top isn't always a good call for active beach wear. Also, is it just me or is that string she's playing with supposed to help keep her top on, a la Jessica Alba's suit from earlier in the week. No one ever said the Simpson girls were brilliant.
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Happy Monday Morning! While you (I) spent your (my) weekend in a room full of twenty somethings with fake moustaches, Kate Moss was frolicking topless on the beach in Jamaica. Lucky for you, there was some creepy photog hiding in the bushes. After the jump, see why those pesky rumors of Kate Moss carrying Pete Doherty's Drug Child are mostly likely false.
Judging from the way that Paris is clearly worried about the top of her dress slipping off at the Victoria's Secret show early in the evening, I'll give you one guess as to how this evening ended…
Wheeeeeee!!!!! (NSFW, or those of you who have successfully forgotten the last time Paris' nipple was seared into your memory.)
Try as she may to (successfully) be the most demure, respectable, and adorable starlet of the bunch, Natalie Portman may have underestimated the tenacity of the Internet. Yes, Closer came out years ago, but, by god, all those hours of pauseplaypauseplay finally paid off and we have an errant nipple moment. So, sorry Nat, click on the above pic to see.
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Posh flashed a little side-nip walking into Bungalow 8 this week. I guess that's her nipple, but it's hard to say. She doesn't seem to notice or care. It's not like she has sensation there anyway. I hesitate to talk shit about Victoria Beckham because she could probably kill me with her eyes.
MollyGood Dead Eye-Off Bracket will be up tonight, so get your submissions in soon!
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Thanks to the summer and bikini season, I can start pretty much any week with an inadvertant nipple appearance. Unfortunately, it's not always the nip of a supermodel, but this week, you lucky folk, it is. You know the drill. If you want to view Kate Moss' boob peak, since I'm sure you never have before, click on the pictures above. No matter how many times you've seen Kate topless, it's always a little bit more fun when it's unintentional. I hope she's showing off the beauty and functionality of a bathing suit from one of her modeling conracts. Of course, don't forget to enjoy the booty shot, too.
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They're supposedly real and they're pretty impressive. Christina Aguilera and her girls hit the streets in Paris yesterday missing a crucial article of clothing–her bra. Maybe it was dark in the room when she was getting dressed? That, or she wants to emphasize the look part of look but don't touch, cause damn, look at those puppies go.
This Nicolette Sheridan double nipple slip is either completely made up or on purpose, because there's no way that she is letting both of her breasts pop out of her suit simultaneously, no matter how clueless she is. Hell, even Tara Reid only exposed on mangled boob. Click on the photo above to see the unedited version and let me know if you think it's on purpose, computer enhanced, or she's wearing some bathing suit of the future where there is no regard for hiding nipples in shame.
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