• Something is afoot at Jossip, and that foot might be wearing heels. [Queerty]

• A stupid person is becoming famous by proxy right before your eyes. [DListed]

• Sorry, guy, but she looks fine. More than adequate, actually. [HT]

• Rehab is clearly good for your physique and mental state, but also bad for your lungs. [INO]

• After her VMA performance, Britney Spears reportedly lamented that she looked like "a fat pig." So, suicide watch, then? [Yeeeah]

• What a fashionable belief system, Demi. [CityRag]

This morning's video may not be one of our favorite celebrities, but it is one of the best YouTube bits I've seen in a while. In a mistake that probably cost someone their job, a cab driver who was at the BBC for a job interview was mistakenly pulled out of the room in which he was waiting, rather than the correct man who was in the holding room next door, and put on air as an expert. The look on the cab driver's face when he realizes what has happened and that he is on live television is priceless, and the greatest thing is he just goes with it and answers the questions the best he can.

No correcting the mistake. No pause other than his look of utter disbelief. Just one big, "why the hell not?" Someone give this man a job.