OZ RESORT PLANS 'ANYTHING GOES' PARTY • Now that AIDS is cured, go nuts (don't get herpes, though): "An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude "anything goes" party to combat an expected economic downturn, media reports said on Thursday. 'Tough economic times call for stiff measures,' Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state, told the Courier-Mail newspaper. 'It will be a hedonism resort, where anything goes for a month. It doesn't take rocket science to work out what it means,' Fox said…"

MILEY CAN'T QUIT WHILE SHE'S AHEAD "[Miley] Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in Undiscovered Gyrl … which would be that of 'a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.' The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. 'There would definitely be nude scenes,' says the source."

It's one thing to remake the Fraggles, because, much as we feign outrage, we don't really remember what that show was about or why we liked it. But now Hollywood's fucking with our dear, dear independent films about crippling despair and the hopelessness of modern life. Now we're mad.

Nicolas Cage has been tapped to star in a remake of the 1992 classic Bad Lieutenant. Originally starring Harvey Keitel as the title character, Lieutenant focuses on a slowly unraveling New York City cop's search for salvation while working to solve a case of a raped nun. Why anyone is remaking it is beyond us, but we're certain the final product is going to be whitewashed of its predecessor's grime and NC-17 rating.

After the jump, catch some of Bad Lieutenant in its gritty glory before Nicolas Coppola has the chance to miss all Keitel's nuances. Be forewarned: some of it is seriously NSFW.

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HE SAID, SHE SAID "Miley Cyrus is apologizing to fans ahead of the release of a controversial photograph showing the 15-year-old Disney star semi-topless in the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands this week. 'I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be "artistic" and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. … I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.' Vanity Fair editors were quick to respond: 'Miley's parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.'"

Miley Cyrus has gone topless for a photo shoot with Vanity Fair. She is 15 years old.

A nude photograph (sans stars) of la Première Dame of France, Carla Bruni, sold yesterday at Christie's for $91,000. Anyone interested in seeing Carla Bruni naked for $91,000 less than that winning bidder, go here.

After the jump, the artsy but still probably NSFW picture of Gisele Bundchen that fetched $193,000 at the same auction.

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Fresh on the heels of her nude photo shoot with New York magazine, Lindsay Lohan has decided to strip down yet again for the upcoming independent film Florence.

The 21-year-old, who previously played a pole dancer in the box-office flop I Know Who Killed Me, has reportedly agreed to 'full frontal' nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.

An insider told The Sun: 'Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.'

She will reportedly be paid close to $80,000 for her performance — but at this point, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

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Amy Winehouse, the world's most unbelievably alive human being, doffs her tattered, bloodstained clothes for a new ad intended to raise awareness about breast cancer. We don't know in what way this photo corresponds to breast cancer – perhaps someone with no artistic vision at all intends for that electrical tape to represent malignant tumors – but we support any and all campaigns against the deadly disease. And kudos to the makeup artist who got rid of all those track marks. Full image here.

How the salacious, greedy smut peddlers originally in possession of these nude photos of Hills brunette Audrina Patridge were able to wait until now to release them is beyond us. (Aren't impatience and horniness irrevocably bound?) However delayed, the pictures, reportedly part of a Playboy tryout, have finally surfaced, and they're uncomfortable to look at.

You had to know this was inevitable: The Diablo Cody n00dz have arrived, and they include pierced nipples, acrylic nails and multicolored dreadlocks! Because the Internets like to humiliate people who are doing well for themselves.