• Can you sense the Fashion Week excitement? [ICYDK]

• Ruh roh: Alec Baldwin takes on the Scientologists. This is not going to end well. [INO]

• There's a reason Hef's bunnies are blonde. [HT]

• Things went horribly wrong at an Oasis concert, of all places. [DListed]

• Doing the impossible: Finding the 10 best moments of last night's VMAs. [Yeeeah]

• Both Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt showed up for the Toronto Film Festival. Everyone survived. [PS]

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today's Someone Haiku winner is LisaNo.1:

Wanting to baptize
He threw Jesus Juice at her
She just got sticky.

Cheers, Lisa.

More after this jump.

CONTINUED »