SILLY SHOPPING SHOW TO BE PROFITED FROM AGAIN "After months of nervous nail-gnawing, Kim Cattrall, 52, confirms what we all suspected: There WILL be a sequel to this year's box office and marketing hit, 'Sex and the City: The Movie.' The actress broke the news on Britain's 'The Paul O'Grady Show.' When asked, 'Will there be a sequel?' Cattrall replied with certainty, 'Yes there will!' A spokesperson for New Line Cinema tells People that the studio is 'in negotiations for a sequel.' Which is not quite as emphatic as Cattrall's statement but close, in Hollywood speak."
FOUR MORE AWFUL, BIGOTED, IDIOTIC YEARS "Bill O'Reilly is going to be sticking around the Fox News Channel for another four years. The top-rated cable news network is expected to announce as soon as Wednesday that O'Reilly has signed a new multi-year contract. The deal is estimated to be worth between $10 million and $12 million a year. … He's had the most-watched show in the 8 p.m. time period among the cable news networks for 94 consecutive months, according to the Nielsen Company. And so far this month, he's averaging more than 4 million viewers a night."
Heyo! Some dusty old man finally used a really country derivative of the word "nigger" at a Sarah Palin rally in Ohio:
When you've got a nigra running for president, you need a first stringer. He's definitely a second-stringer
(emphasis by me, the NIGRA)
And here's the best part: This hatred and more, much of it directed at Muslims, was all filmed by Al-Jazeera! Nice work, Americans against terror.
Listen to the rest here.
Buy Spam! We're now so poor that the devices we've created to tally just how poor we are don't work anymore.
HOLY SHIT! THE BAILOUT DIDN'T PASS IN THE HOUSE, SUBSEQUENTLY CAUSING THE DOW TO DROP 600 POINTS IN A FEW HORRIFYING MINUTES! SEE YOU GUYS ON THE BREAD LINES!
At right is Pastor Thomas Muthee, an insane religious zealot from Kenya who claims to hunt witches. Cute, right? But Muthee isn't just any madman, he's one of vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin's favorites, as she believes he used his magical powers to help her become governor of Alaska. Seriously!
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A few weeks ago, the children were freak dancing, presumably with the support of a filming guardian. Today, they're being goaded by an adult into violently berating another little girl who they say is "big in the stomach."
Videos like this always remind me of a great Keanu Reeves quote from 1989's Parenthood:
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
Click through for the NSFW, horrifying clip.
We're not usually the type to agree with the boomers who rant about how our youth are being polluted by a society that abuses sex in pop culture, but when seven-year-olds are behaving exactly like people do in the worst of rap videos, we have to admit that perhaps there's something to that argument.
Don't watch the video above if you don't want to begin your day with something awfully depressing.
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