TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT "It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing. … After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs."
Look! Bob Dylan's paintings are half-assed, too. But, as usual, good luck getting anyone in the mainstream media to admit it:
He never does anything - be it his retro-western clothes or those huskily claustrophobic radio programmes - without a powerful sense of style. And surely the fiercely cantankerous intelligence that produced 'Like a Rolling Stone' wouldn't allow anything into the public gaze that would compromise his carefully developed mystique.
He's the most critically acclaimed Victoria's Secret spokesman ever.
What washed-up old hack was spotted slinging "Bod Light" in a bit part as a bartender on House?
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