• Oh my goodnes! The hate! [BWE]

• Meta-posting! [Jossip]

• Posh to birth girl and fill her head with horribly depressing ideas. [DListed]

• Oooooooh: "romantic trip to the Maldives"! [PS]

• One, two, three. Three minds not being used to the best of their abilities. [EBG]

• Pamela Anderson doing what she does adequately enough to still be photographed by people. [HT]

• Pete Doherty finds a moment of lucidity. [ICYDK]

• Angie Harmon's "Shape" looks to be straight. [INO]

• Perhaps this humiliation will compel her to lose some of that burdensome weight. [Yeeeah]

• People still making normal behavior seem odd. [CityRag]

• I'm more confused by what "NO REAL THAN YOU ARE" could mean. [Yahoo]

• Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital to be treated for cocaine and liquor induced exhaustion. [DListed]

• Who is Olivia Munn and why was she trying to eat this hot dog like that? Eating hot dogs the regular way is life threatening enough. [HT]

• Akon will never not be a total fucking loser. Sorry, I blame it on him. [ICYDK]

• Courtney Love eats cupcakes, drugs. [Yeeeah]

• The Hoff's still got it, and he doesn't mind if you touch it. [CityRag]