Vociferous leftist lady Susan Sarandon was recently asked in an interview with The Advocate if she would play Democrat dropout Hillary Clinton in a movie about the Senator's life. As you might imagine, the answer was no, but, oh, it was so much more, also!

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"Sin City sources say that while [Sarah Larson], who's trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she 'came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him' with a media mogul."

Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard on rumors she is dating eary merman Michael Phelps:

Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste … He's really not my type.

TAXES! Today! Have you done them? Do them! If you hate doing them, starting tomorrow, learn Arabic and move to Bahrain, where at most you'll have one percent of your income taxed. Until then: get on it.