• "The Most Anticipated Motion Picture of the Year" [DListed]

• There's nothing wrong with looking like Ozzy. Just don't snort ants like Ozzy. [CityRag]

• There's a new bra from Victoria's Secret called the BioFit Uplift, which, for the first time ever, makes us scared of breasts. [HT]

• Victoria Beckham is getting a new reality show on which she'll dress people like her. Greaaaaaaaaat. [INO]

• Heather Mills' father says she's "being greedy," which is going to make Thanksgiving awkward.[ICYDK]

• Ashlee Simpson doesn't even understand Ashlee Simpson's music: "Uh, the best line in the song is, uh… you know… the, the, uh, ‘come over’ line…. uhderdalahlahmm… ahh, oh, like I’m desperate?… um… it’s pretty genius…it’s um… I'm not over it so come over… um…. pretty genius…" [Yeeeah]

• As they should be, MTV is now so self-loathing! [CR]

• Here's other's picks for the handsomest Affleck brother. I don't see it. [PS]

• Whoops! [HT]

• "Love It or Hate It: The Fringe"? Fringe! [INO]

• Comic book nerds click here! [ICYDK]

• Xanax: The Healthiest of Addictions. [Yeeeah]

• Ozzy-cats. [CityRag]

• Facebook survey results! Find out if you're as hurt by poke declines as everyone else! [Jossip]

• Nick and Vanessa trying desperately to block photos that would destroy their "careers." [DListed]

• This guy dislikes Eva Longoria. [HT]

• Michelle Pfeiffer batting for the other team. [ICYDK]

• Cameron Diaz promises she didn't make the magician's wife disappear. [Yeeeah]

• Demi or Ozzy? How about neither? [CityRag]