• Is it ironic, post-modern or just terrible to intensely Photoshop a woman who's made it very clear she's comfortable with her weight? [DListed]

• No cheezburger had here. [HT]

• Another one bites the meth. (Remember, kids: You can't live down meth addiction.) [ICYDK]

• I'd prefer eggs, but oranges will do. [INO]

• Kat Von D rehashes the mistakes she's had permanently inked into her thighs. [CityRag]

• A court of law has deemed Britney Spears a worthy mother in what will come to be known as the "Gum is Food Ruling of 2007." [Yeeeah]

• "Then why didn't they call the police when I supposedly punched the girl in the face and hit her in the head with a bottle?" Good point, Pac Man. Have you considered law school? [BWE]