Page Six is reporting that Rosie O'Donnell will use her new book, Celebrity Detox, to be released October 2, to once again berate Donald Trump, rekindling a months-old feud nobody ever started caring about.
O'Donnell writes about the Tara Connor scandal - in which Miss USA was caught drinking underage and tested positive for cocaine but was allowed to enter rehab and retain her title - "It is Trump's falseness that angers me more than anything . . . I spoke my mind. People found it funny.
"I honestly did not anticipate the malice of his response . . . I assumed Donald believed he had money. I did not assume Donald believed he was money. But apparently he does . . . The stuffing of his self spilled out - think of a torn scarecrow, only instead of hay, it's crisp $100 bills blowing through the cornfields."
Trump reminded O'Donnell of "garden slugs . . . I could write one small comment on my blog, and Donald would predictably distend, flowing forth with a torrent of insults . . . Then he'd appear on some talk show looking wrinkled, old and empty, with a Jell-O orange combover.
Expect a calm, dignified and mature response from Trump; one that's indicative of his age and success.
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Just three weeks after publishing a front-page piece on the bitter divorce of Fashion Week and superstars, which proclaimed, "Fading faster from New York Fashion Week than the tents at Bryant Park are the A-list celebrities who used to fill their front-row seats," today's Page Six issued a full about-face, saying, "Celebs are not just filling the front-row seats at Fashion Week shows - they're also hitting the parties." We sort of see it both ways, but maybe next time the Sixers should play it safe and simply declare, "True Human Emotion DOA at Fashion Week."
Contrary to his costar Russel Crowe, whom 3:10 to Yuma cast members have called "a sweetheart," reports have pegged Christian Bale as a rather disdainful on-set presence. Besides never speaking to his cast mates unless the script called for it, according to Page Six, Bale also had a helicopter taxi him to and from the movie's set. Asked his opinion, the man Crowe bludgeoned in the face with a telephone said he still thinks Crowe's worse.
More stills from 3:10 to Yuma.
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A few weeks ago, Page Six warned sashaying fashionistas everywhere that the tents canopying Bryant Park during New York Fashion Week would play host to fewer fabulous guests this year. While the news certainly came too late for flustered, coked-up event planners to pare champagne orders, it gave us an ample amount of time to fix a cheese plate, pour a glass of red and prepare to ogle the wreckage of the most poorly attended Fashion Week ever. That said, where is everyone?
Last night, everyone was at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. After the jump, many pictures of them wisely not caring about Fashion Week.
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From today's Page Six "Sightings": "Lovey-dovey couple John Mayer and Cameron Diaz exiting through different doors at downtown hot spot Socialista." But what happened that guy from Wedding Crashers? And what of this? Also, how does Mayer keep beating the odds?
More of Cameron in Gotham after the jump.
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From today's Page Six:
Which rapper - and it's not Diddy - has exaggerated his hardscrabble childhood to help build his reputation? In fact, he had a middle-class upbringing and his mom wasn't as bad as he rhymes.
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According to today's Page Six, Jeremy Piven has no qualms about publicly berating his mother!
Spies at Nobu Malibu spotted Piven having "a very loud argument" with his own mother Friday night. "It was so venomous, the entire restaurant could hear them. I don't know what they were arguing about, but it was loud," said the onlooker…
Classy, Ari, though methinks you're, as they say, barking up the wrong tree. New research has proven that male-pattern baldness is related to genes inherited from both parents, not just from one's maternal side.
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Today, Page Six rats on Justin Timberlake:
Watch out, Jessica Biel - Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand.
Sitting! He was sitting with her? That bastard!
Were this high school, Page Six would be the meddling, heavy best friend of Jessica Biel, the one who gives her hugs that last a few beats too long.
The best unsubstantiated rumor of the day comes to us from today's Page Six:
Jack Nicholson has been drinking a lot - and we mean a lot - of water lately due to a serious case of dry mouth. A friend of the legendary actor told us, "Jack's saliva glands stopped working, so he has to continually drink water to swallow anything."
Listen, if you were making short work of meaty, leviathan sandwiches, you'd be thirsty, too.
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Shockingly enough, Page Six is calling Paris Hilton's new, wholesome image "nothing but a big, phony act."
Recently, Hilton has been seen in conservative one-piece bathing suits, hugging tiny tots for the cameras and acting demure with the paparazzi. But it's all the work of spin doctor Michael Sitrick and his crisis management team, Sitrick & Company, our sources say.
"Paris hired a crisis publicist because of all the negative attention after she got out of jail. But it's just for her public image," one Hollywood insider said.
And those close to the heiress doubt she can keep the good-girl act going too much longer. "She's being smart right now, but she's a party girl at heart . . . we'll just have to wait and see," dished one pal.
After Hilton's stint in jail, she abandoned longtime publicist Elliot Mintz for Sitrick, who's handled Ryan Phillipe, Rush Limbaugh and Naomi Campbell during their own scandals.
Nice try, Hilton, but you're not pulling the one-piece over our eyes.
More of Hilton with Adrian Grenier after the jump.
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Page Six asserts that recent reports of Mena Suvari's lesbianism and self-destructive meltdown are—fancy that!—just rumors:
When an English director referred to the "American Beauty" star as "an immensely talented thespian," some dimwitted Internet posters thought she'd switched her sexual orientation. Then, this week, when pictures appeared of Suvari in L.A. with her hair shorn, fans wondered whether "she'd done a Britney." In fact, she was trimmed for her role in the film adaptation of Hemingway's "The Garden of Eden," which wrapped recently in Spain.
While not a lesbian, I've heard she has several dark moles on her body, so she's definitely a witch.
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Working as Paula Abdul's assistant is a masochistic lesson in mythology, because all your tasks are simultaneously Herculean and Sisyphean. Above, watch her throw a tantrum because all the airlines have selfishly grounded flights they were afraid might crash and kill hundreds of people. After the jump, listen closely for this cry for adoration: "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am." (I think I'm more tired of people not treating her.) And, though there's no irritating video evidence, today's Page Six shares another quirk about American Idol's own Baby Wets-A-Lot:
A spy says, "There's a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She'll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she's on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she'll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn't done yet. All hell breaks loose."
What fun!
This from today's Page Six:
The Lohan family circus gave its latest performance in Long Island Family Court yesterday, when Michael Lohan dropped his demand that estranged wife Dina be tested for drugs before she can have contact with Lindsay's kid sister and brother, Ally and Dakota. Michael told The Post one of the deciding factors came when Ally, 13, told him, "Daddy, I love you. I'll love you more if you'll drop that motion."
If God ever gets bummed, I bet it's over sentences like that last one.
Today, Page Six hypothesizes about Lindsay Lohan's problems and suggests that they stem from her recent BFF, socialite Dori Cooperman, who could be her "Bad-luck Charm." Oooooooooh. Intriguing.
Cooperman - whose father, Edwin Cooperman, was chairman of Travelers Bank Group and pays her bills - lives on East 64th Street. But she seems to gravitate to hard-partying power girls headed for a fall.
Cooperman extended her stay at Promises so she could stay close to Lohan. "She loves the attention," a source told us at the time.
Lohan partied nonstop with Cooperman after they got out of rehab two weeks ago, but they weren't together when the starlet was arrested a second time this week on suspicion of DWI and cocaine possession.
Cooperman told Page Six yesterday, "At this point in my life, I'm not associating with people who are not sober . . . As soon as I was able to confirm that Miss Lohan was not sober, I immediately terminated my communication."
Cooperman ended up in rehab after being busted herself last April for stealing a neighbor's $4,300 check and depositing it. If she stays out of trouble for two years, prosecutors will dismiss criminal charges. She also has to do 100 hours of community service.
In case you missed all that: This woman—who is in her 30s—is completely reliant on her father for financial support, a check forger and a hanger-on to the coattails of drug-addicts who just turned 21. Wonderful, no?
Why can't we get more squandering shoppers like this sweeping for IEDs in Iraq?
Kelly Rowland has gone on record to say that she's just learning black is beautiful, and that, prior to now, she always wanted to have lighter skin. This from Page Six:
"It's said that brown-skinned girls don't sell magazines and that's so sad," the sexy songbird tells next month's Essence. "I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé's mom, would say, 'Don't you know how beautiful you are?' She made me come into my brown beauty. I didn't get it, but now I do. I am chocolate and beautiful and loving it."
I suppose this new found sense of self extends as far as that feathered hairdo, on which Rowland spent a lot of time and money in order to make it look white.
Page Six reports that Heather Mills found $41 million proffered by ex-husband Paul McCartney an unreasonable divorce settlement. Despite the fact that the two were married for only four years, Mills feels that $102 million is her rightful take of McCartney's estate, most of which was established decades before the two were wed.
When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills allegedly sought more than $300 million of McCartney's $1.6 billion empire. An $8 million Georgian mansion in London's tony St. John Wood was reportedly high on her wish list. Now it appears Mills is willing to let it be for much less. If they don't reach a settlement, there will be an answer after a trial set for February.
Sing it with me: All you need is love and a team of many, many lawyers who will keep you from getting taken to the cleaners when love tries to castrate you.
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Lindsay Lohan, who checked out of rehab and into Vegas nightclubs this weekend, is reportedly worried that naked pictures taken of her by her ex, Calum Best, are about to surface. Today's Page Six has the scoop:
Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay - and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.
In what Web site owner "Nick" claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."
Regarding the photos, Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."
In case you don't speak Roundabout Bullshit, "Anything is possible" means that the photos do exist. Now why a girl who's had her vagina seen by everyone with a computer and even a surface interest in vaginas is worried about us possibly seeing her nipples is something I can't explain.
Page Six reports today that overrated photographer Annie Liebovitz flustered Queen Elizabeth II during a recent photo shoot for Vanity Fair, upsetting her so much the Queen lurched off the set as quickly as her age would allow.
"…when [Liebovitz] asked Her Majesty to doff her crown during a photo shoot. A BBC documentary, "A Year With the Queen," shows the monarch storming off after Leibovitz sizes up her formal regalia and says, "I think it would look better without the crown, less dressy." The queen retorts: "Dressy? What do you think this is?" She walks out grumbling, "I'm not changing anything, I've had enough, thank you very much."
You know what else would be less "dressy"? Getting rid of a whole gaggle of pampered figureheads, but that would be harder than prying the Crown Jewels from the stiff, Anglican fingers that clutch them. Nice try, Liebovitz.
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