Pop Fiction's latest prank included Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez, as we originally suspected. But what we didn't anticipate was Eva's terrible cackling laugh — if that can't keep the paps away, no Ashton Kutcher-produced prank ever will.
This video is kind of confusing, as it mostly contains profanities and lots of moving camera work that is guaranteed to make you seasick. But, to clarify, here's what's happening:
Flynet photog Jeremy and his 53-year-old paparazzi friend were once again following Nicole Kidman and her bodyguard, David Garris, as they were making their way to the gym. The vehicle they were in stopped and the bodyguard stepped out, obviously in an agressive manner. Jeremy pulled out his video camera, hoping to question the bodyguard … but as you can see from the clip, Garris was in no mood to chat. Jeremy stepped back inside of his vehicle but that didn't stop Garris from attacking him anyway!
You tell us: Did the bodyguard go too far or did the pap get what was coming to him?
Pop Fiction, the reality show promoted by our dear Mollygood spammers, seems to have peaked during its first episode. The premiere, which featured paparazzi pranks by Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne, wasn't all that exciting, but upcoming episodes seem lamer than we thought possible.
Here is a scene from the latest prank, which shows Mario Lopez presenting pal Eva Longoria with a ridiculously expensive Cartier necklace. Hilarious, considering the paps and media didn't really seem to care much about it at all. Good one, Ashton.
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This seems like complete and utter nonsense, but a recent blind item is creating a buzz about Lauren Conrad and a possible bun in the oven:
This Hills and/or Laguna Beach star is pregnant. Now if we could just figure out the daddy.
In the video above, one of the paps ask LC how the baby is. If the paparazzi know about this, it must be true.
British actress Samantha Morton has revealed that two years ago she suffered a stroke so serious she needed to relearn to walk. Until now, the Oscar-nominated Morton had kept this incident hidden from the press, thereby making even bigger fools and liars out of everyone in Hollywood who swears they can't buy sneakers without cameras up their nostrils.
Dear Adrian,
The fact that you are extremely good-looking does not give you a pass for acting like a paparazzi. We don't care if it's for a documentary. It's played out, and it does not make you "cool" or "edgy."
Also: That 14-year-old paparazzi kid you're dragging along does not earn you any street cred.
Love,
Mollygood
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Chris Crocker is kind of growing on us. Like a fungus. But that doesn't mean we need to see close-up crotch shots. Seriously, we just ate.
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• Wow! JLo's kids really do share names with a couple characters on an animated show about magical dragons. We thought that was just a joke, but we guess it still kind of is. [Yeeeah]
• In case you were wondering, nowadays, Mickey Rourke looks like a melted woman. [DListed]
• What does Kristin Cavallari even do anymore besides add pictures to her Facespace? [HT]
• "Rachel Bilson Is Pregnant" [INO]
• Mamma Mia, indeed, young lady! [ICYDK]
• Matt Dillon totes hates kids, too! Especially "celebrity photographer" ones. [CityRag]
• The New York Times ran an entire article about how being at some form of a computer 24/7 might not be healthy. Thanks, Times. We can always count on you to make common sense seem difficult and unheard of. [NYT]
The Hills doesn't come back on TV until the end of March, so Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag continue to alert the paparazzi to their every move in a desperate ploy to stay in the spotlight. Those two are so in love. With themselves.
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LAPD chief William Bratton is our new hero for turning down a law intended to control the paparazzi and offering up this gem:
What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don't need additional laws…. I've got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.
What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there.
Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.
Preach! But if he really believes the media (seen here reporting on Britney's shopping day at the mall) would rather cover legitimate stories than these catastrophes, then maybe he's the one who needs psychiatric services.
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No, this picture isn't from an episode of Cheaters. The creepy paparazzi snapped this yesterday while Britney Spears got her hair fixed in LA by Kim Vo. Again?! Was he re-greasing her bald spot?
Hair issues aside, Brit had a rough day yesterday: Although she got herself a new lawyer, things stayed the same in her custody hearing.
Although K-Fed and his lawyers claimed to want Britney to see the kids, both sides couldn't reach an agreement. So things will stay the way they are for awhile.
Those kids don't need to see Britney yet. Not until Ken Paves can get rid of that rodent on top of her head — it's scaring us. There's no telling what kind of traumatic effect it could have on her babies. They already have to deal with K-Fed's faux-hawk.
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It turns out that Britney Spears' live-in thief, Adnan Ghalib, isn't only "a divo," he's also a traitor with no memory.
Watch in disbelief as Ghalib, once a paparazzo himself before becoming a full-time leech, tells photographers swarming him in a parking lot, "You guys, I'm sure you've got better ways of making money." And: "I have to admit, it's a surprise that that's the extreme you guys have to go to to make a buck these days." Whoa! Easy, Brad Pitt.
Britney Spears' boytoy — and former paparazzo — Adnan Ghalib got a little heated when the paparazzi blocked his exit from a parking lot in Beverly Hills. He reportedly yelled, "Do you know who I am? You are a nobody! Don't make me angry." We knew he was a little off when he started hanging around Brit, but this guy is delusional.
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Justin Timberlake, outside the Little Door restaurant last night in LA, showed a glimmer of hope when he graciously took a picture with one of his fans. We're assuming he snapped out of it immediately after this photo was taken and flipped off everyone in sight while the paparazzi proclaimed him Britney Spears' savior.
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Splash News posted a clearly invasive picture of the Ledger family. The caption reads, "Heath Ledger's family make [sic] a statement for privacy."
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NO REST FOR THE DEPARTED "Photos of Heath Ledger’s dead body are being served up for sale to tabloids worldwide, according to a New York Post insider. Just one photo of the late Oscar-nominee could yield six figures. According to Post sources, photos were snapped of a dearly departed Ledger shortly after his body was discovered in a New York City loft: 'Supposedly, his body was snapped, and $300,000 is the price on that photo.'"
Britney Spears has been released from the hospital, and guess which vultures have already set up a live feed outside her house? We are convinced TMZ has a camera crew living in a tent across the street.
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