• Heidi Montag's sister, ladies and gentleman. (Site NSFW) [DS]

• John Mayer doesn't like Guitar Hero, because he obviously feels threatened by the masses who spend all day playing video games. [ICYDK]

• Gavin Rossdale was named best celebrity dad by In Touch. Because if there's anything a tabloid knows, it's good parenting skills. [INO]

• Jessica Simpson continues to infect Nashville. [PS]

• Vin Diesel reproduced — get ready for The Pacifier 2! [DListed]

• This is Christina Aguilera's idea of "mommy-daddy" time. [DListed]

• A member of the paparazzi has been arrested for stalking Jamie Lynn Spears. Um, isn't that his job? [ICYDK]

• "ABC breaks obvious, rude news." [QT]

• The Sex and the City women have competing Marie Claire covers. We smell yet another catfight. [PS]

• Pete Wentz says he felt "content" once he heard the heartbeat of Ashlee and Joe Simpson's unborn child. [Us]

We already knew Joe Simpson was the main reason behind Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's breakup, but now more sources are coming forward to reveal exactly how bad things got with Papa Joe. Rumor has it he advised Tony to drop his agent so Joe could take over his NFL career and contract worth almost $70 million. How Tony managed to turn down that offer is beyond us. But it gets better: Joe then informed Tony that if he proposed to Jessica, Joe could "do the same that [he] did with Ashlee." Meaning he could whore out their precious memories.

But media-savvy Papa Joe fired back, releasing a statement that just makes him sound as ridiculous as ever:

It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?

Preach it, Joe! Parent managers are definitely the way to go, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Just look at Dina Lohan.

[Source]

• How long til this kid appears on My Super Sweet 16? [DListed]

• Angelina Jolie is upset because Disney has yet to release a film featuring an African princess. Angie should really pick her battles. [ICYDK]

• That Jessica Simpson noise is actually doing pretty well on the charts. Well, at least she's successful in one aspect of her life. Kind of. [INO]

• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt invade Disneyland. Those poor, poor children. [PS]

• Barack Obama has finally secured the all-important Facebook vote. [SH]

Josh Waring, son of gold-digging robot Lauri from The Real Housewives of Orange County, was arrested in Laguna Beach this weekend for possession of heroin and ecstasy and intent to sell. You may remember Josh, who spent a nice chunk of time in juvie and was confronted by his mother and a therapist on national television to feed Lauri's storyline. Anyway, he tried to run from the police, who later found a large amount of drugs in Josh's hotel room.

We can see it now: On the show's upcoming season, Lauri makes it all about her by crying on the phone after hearing news of her son's arrest and is comforted by all her enablers. She really is a great mother.

American Idol runner-up David Archuleta wasn't born into the best parenting situation in the world — his father, Jeff, was apparently so controlling he was asked to never step foot behind the Idol stage again. And, naturally, his mother, Lupe, is the latest to drum up negative publicity for her son:

'She was very resentful that David Cook took home the title and she wasn’t shy about letting people know how she felt about it,' a backstage spy told the National Enquirer. 'She said her son was the clear favorite, and it was obvious that the voting was fixed so that David Cook could win.'

Lupe also allegedly complained about the second prize Ford Escape Hybrid SUV David won. She claimed that if he drove it, everyone in Salt Lake City would recognize him.

You know what else would make people recognize you? Being on the most popular show on television.

[Source]

UM, WHO WERE THE OTHER NOMINEES? "Kevin Federline is the new father of the year! Just in time for Father's Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his 'father of the year' status at a party he is slated to host there June 13."

Denise Richards stopped by The View to try and set the record straight about that whole "man-stealing whore" thing. It didn't work, and she even got a little sassy when Whoopi questioned her parenting skills. Call us crazy, but we think these attempts at finding redemption via reality television might not be the best idea.

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Hip(pie?) parenting site Babble has named Britney Spears 2007's worst celebrity parent. Her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, was chosen as the second worst.

The former couple's childrearing skills were considered worse than those of known drug addict Bobby Brown and vehement bigot Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Congratulations, guys!