PARIS HILTON RECOUNTS GULLIBILITY "Tearful multi-millionaire Paris fluttered her eyes and told the News of the World: 'Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.' Top of Paris’s treachery hitlist is ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, now 40. The small-time film producer made millions selling the infamous home-made sex tape of Paris, which was originally leaked on the internet. … She also boosted the flagging careers of ex-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and Greek shipping heirs Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos III, who ditched her after using their newfound celebrity to snare other women. 'After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me,' said Paris, 27."

John Travolta, who is not smart, is publicly attributing the two deadliest school shootings in American history to one of Scientology's biggest enemies: psychiatry. In a recent interview with W, Travolta is quoted as saying, "I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it."

While arguments against psychoactive drugs aren't completely without basis, claiming that they're behind the Columbine shooting is as ignorant as saying Marilyn Manson did it. Someone please tell the Scientologists that correlation does not equal causation. I'm too scared to enter their gated castles.

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MTV continues to tramp merrily down the path more traveled on their way to hell, this time cajoling comic godfather Stan Lee into creating an animated series starring ex-con Paris Hilton. The New York Daily News is on it:

A…source directly involved with the project likened it to the 'Stripperella' cartoon developed by Lee in 2003 for Pamela Anderson.

The insider said the deal had been inked and would include a credit for former Hilton boyfriend Paris Latsis, who was also on board.

'He's not doing much, but she wanted him involved,' says the snitch.

Industry rule number 4,080: Any project said to be comparable to Stripperella isn't something the zeitgeist is missing. Get back to the drawing board and use Stan Lee—who apparently is now just smoke signaling it in—for something worthwhile. Because should this show actually be produced, it won't only be mind-numbing, it will also be derivative. MTV already had a show highlighting the antics of Paris Hilton. It was called Daria, and Paris was portrayed by Quinn Morgendorffer.

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