It was a busy weekend in the life of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. The inseparable duo gallivanted around Paris, taking in the sights, enjoying the nightlife and being pelted by PETA-approved flour bombs. As you do.

Evidently some crazed French animal rights activist got all up in arms over a fur stole that Lindsay was sporting at a Paris nightclub, so she threw a bag of flour at the "actress" before running off down the sidewalk, Napoleon Dynamite-style. (You can watch the video here.)

Not to worry, though: Sam retaliated in the most effective way possible, by blogging about the incident on MySpace. Full rant after the jump.

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We thought Fashion Week in New York was absurd, but this? This terrifies us to no end. The Maison Martin Margiela show at Paris' Fashion Week was filled with creepy people and lots of nude unitards. So we can gather that the fashion trends for Spring 2009 include deformed faces and coats made of hair? Duly noted.

Click through for the full experience. Good luck sleeping tonight.

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So in case you haven't heard, tonight is the season four premiere of MTV "reality" hit The Hills. Over the last three seasons it's become fairly obvious that there's rarely anything real about the show except for Spencer and Heidi's douchiness, so we've compiled our five favorite fake moments in the history of The Hills. Feel free to add your own if they didn't make the cut.

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• Ha! The balls are the legs! He's walking with the balls! Jeez, why isn't Amy Sedaris more famous? (By the way, totally NSFW) [Queerty]

• "Christina Aguilera or Transvestite?" [CityRag]

• Mariah Carey demands bodyguards stand watch at bathrooms she uses. Gather from that what you may. [Yeeeah]

• Madge's adopted baby isn't hers again. [ICYDK]

• Mischa Barton now lives in Paris, where there's cheese and butter in everything. Take that, all you mean dipshits saying her legs and butt are "gross." [INO]

• So, that little kid on American Idol is unstoppable, huh? [PS]

• Paris is in London being a real Antwerp. (YES!) [DListed]

We learned many things from last night's premiere of The Hills, number one being Lauren Conrad is still a terrible Teen Vogue intern. Between answering personal calls on the job and ruining a designer gown, LC destroyed her chances of being hired by anyone with a brain. We also learned — courtesy of MTV — that French guys are kind of creepy and dirty-looking, twirling their mustaches and using phrases like, "You are leaving without kissing me bye-bye?" Oh, and Speidi? Still terrible and fake.

But most importantly, we learned that any scenes involving Lauren most likely aren't scripted, as she is the worst actress of all time. The live segments were seriously uncomfortable to watch, what with LC being forced to fake laugh and act like she enjoyed Mariah Carey's out-of-place performance.

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Kanye West's most obnoxious fan, Kanye West, is having another temper tantrum, and this one's international.

As you may already know, when not making music, boasting about the music he's made or bitching that his music doesn't get enough recognition, Kanye can often be found obsessing over fashion. Unfortunately, the feeling is not mutual, and the Vuittompous rapper is being proscribed from attending some of Paris Fashion Week's grandest shows. In what must have been the most hurtful declination, the Balienciaga house wouldn't have Yeezy even after he took to his blog to award its Closed Front Cage Sandals "Illest Shoe."

So, why is Mr West being blackballed? Capacity issues? Racism? Honest mistakes? According to him, it's none of that. He says the issue at hand is the designers and their jealous demand for the spotlight:

"I understand it," the hip-hop star said. "I get a lot of attention and, you know, sometimes the designers don’t want anything taking the focus off the show."

Of course: he's literally too cool to be allowed in, obvs!

Is Pamela Anderson inopportunely but finally questioning the decisions she's made in her life, or is she just following a photog's directions and getting her tired face closer to that sign reading, "Long live Harley Davidson"? Let's lie to ourselves and agree it's the former. The weather's depressing enough.

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LIKE SPOILED MONSTER LIKE SPOILED MONSTER "18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris' little brother, was arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 AM this morning!"

OMG, you guys! Did you see season finale of The Hills last night? We intentionally did not, but we read the recap and, besides sounding increasingly fake, the show also seems poorly written and boring.

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