DIDDY DRUNK ON OBAMA'S POWER "Giddy over Obama's victory, Diddy enforced a 'presidential attire' dress code so strictly that more than 60 guests were turned away. (Among them was a member of Jay's entourage, who griped, 'Diddy's no President!') The birthday boy, who wore black tie and a diamond pinky ring the size of a Ping-Pong ball, told the crowd: 'Everybody is a VIP with a black President!'"

WHERE'S THAT FAMOUS GOVERNMENT SPENDING? Only two drink tickets at the DCCC party tonight, then cash bar! Wha?

"He was really weird with her," said [Richie Rich] … "He kept leering at her and saying, "I want to fuck you!"

Axl is 46, Kelly: 24.

TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT "It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing. … After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs."