Despite the fact that Hills alum Whitney Port scored her own reality TV spin-off, The City, the NYC paparazzi are still unsure as to who exactly this girl is. Behold the WireImage description of Whit at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party, who is identified as "Guest," while her lesser known co-star, Olivia Palermo, was easily named. This can not bode well for the budding fashionista, especially during a time when both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can be picked out of a crowd by most Americans.
Other stars deemed "hot" by the tabloid included the High School Musical kiddos, a few Gossip Girls (and boys), America's Next Top Tranny Model Jaslene, some Ugly Bettys and Patti LaBelle. Sounds a little lukewarm to us.
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COLOR US BAFFLED Occasionally, it does matter if a person is black or white: "During yesterday's talk-around - the first few minutes of 'The View' where the show's co-hosts chat about the news of the day - [Sherri] Shepherd mentioned that over the weekend she had attended the Stellar Awards, an awards show for gospel singers. At the show, she met Shirley Caesar, [a] legendary singer, often referred to as the First Lady of Gospel Music. 'There is a picture of me with Shirley Caesar, who is like the black Patti LaBelle,' bragged Shepherd."
NBC is actually going to broadcast a show called Clash of the Choirs, simultaneously sating America's forgotten Sister Act 2 fans and proving that this writer's strike really needs to come to an end.
Michael Bolton, Patti LaBelle, Nick Lachey and Kelly Rowland are all involved with the show in some way or another, which should give you a clear understanding of just where their careers are going. Vanessa Minnillo will be hosting.
It's going to be terrible. Also: Quit putting church stuff on our TV!
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Burton-Bonham babe,
Born of bizarre bond, beware.
Brothers fared badly.
Very well done, and thank you for the redraft.
New Someone Haiku after the jump.
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