Yesterday we told you about the young student who had allowed a stranger to penetrate her on a crowded subway. Now, let's take a look at the type of New York man we imagine would participate in such an act.

Meet Paul Janka, a Manhattan fucker only Wall Street could produce. Janka has become slightly famous around town for…something, and in this video he claims he's well on his way to reality TV stardom. Networks are ravenous, he says, to have him in a show about "dating in the city." And why wouldn't they be? Janka's dating expertise is impeccable! Take, for instance, the meaningful relationship he recently had with a woman who blew him and then asked him to "rate" her performance. That's amore, no? He goes on to call anal sex, which he loves, "taboo," like he's a knitting grandma, and he even calls himself creative.

So, what's a girl gotta offer to have the privilege to suck this guy off? "Of course, intelligence." Of course.