Page Six reports that Heather Mills found $41 million proffered by ex-husband Paul McCartney an unreasonable divorce settlement. Despite the fact that the two were married for only four years, Mills feels that $102 million is her rightful take of McCartney's estate, most of which was established decades before the two were wed.

When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills allegedly sought more than $300 million of McCartney's $1.6 billion empire. An $8 million Georgian mansion in London's tony St. John Wood was reportedly high on her wish list. Now it appears Mills is willing to let it be for much less. If they don't reach a settlement, there will be an answer after a trial set for February.

Sing it with me: All you need is love and a team of many, many lawyers who will keep you from getting taken to the cleaners when love tries to castrate you.

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• Colored contacts plus the wig means that about 34 percent of Britney's head is now fake. Unfortunately, she's still using her real brain. [PopSugar]

• "Combined drug intoxication. The reaction of the sleeping pills plus the levels of all the therapeutic drugs in her system, is what killed her. Add on a raging flu and a slight infection from the abscess and thus we have Anna Nicole, dead of an accidental overdose." [ONTD]

• Bruce Willis made out with Courtney Love. I'm guessing it had to have been a dare and that everyone was going crazy when he actually did it. [DListed]

• Now she can go back to getting loaded in peace. [TB]

• Aguliera betting it's not going to rain. [TheBosh]

• Hey, Hollywood, I've got the new Will Ferrell script: 1. Dopey but lovable guy's doing great. 2. Dopey guy fails. 3. Dopey guy finds a quirky way to come back and win. Somehow we'll throw in a love interest and a corny villain. Bada bing! [CityRag]

• Going from Heather Mills to the Guinness heiress is the biggest rebound in the history of dating. My hat's off to you, Paul. [ASL]

• Legislating SexyBack in Tennessee. [ASL]

• They kill them and skin them. What's to learn, Fergie? [DListed]

• Tom Cruise in Hitler movie. Don't get any ideas, Cruise. [ONTD]

• Naomi at community service. Fur? Sure! [JJ]

• Jesse Metcalfe is in rehab. His career is still shitfaced. [ICYDK]

• Federline's keeping the kids. [Glitterati]

• Paul taking the high, Abbey road. [INO]

Here's famous dancer Heather Mills getting a leg up (yuk, yuk, yuk) on the carnivores and breaking into an industrial pig farm to expose atrocities.

Her brave act begs many questions: Is animal liberation extremism grounds for dismissal from Dancing With the Stars? Is marrying and subsequently hustling Paul McCartney grounds for inclusion in Dancing With the Stars? Is animal liberation extremism worth a damn? What's with the fashion poses amid the painted pigs?

Elton John threw a lavish 60th birthday bash for himself last night, and all the grand Anglicans came out to celebrate. Guests included Hugh Grant, Sting, Paul McCartney, Daniel Craig, Kate Moss, the Osbournes and the ever radiant Thandie Newton.

For some reason, Elton and partner David Furnish opted to wear full military garb; questionable judgment during wartime. But, immediately winning the classless war was TMZ who, when covering the event, chose to run the headline, "Elton's Rear Admiral."

How 'bout that for your 60th, Elton? A nice, concrete reminder that, even after six decades of life and countless career successes, someone will always be around to make fun of you for being gay.

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• Lohan drinking? That took about a week. [Egotastic]

• Starbucks is placing their particular brand of corporatization on music. First victim: Paul McCartney. [DListed]

• Barba feels exploited now that the reality television show is done exploiting her. [Glitterati]

• There's still this mess. [TMZ]

• Jenna Bush is engaged. [Jossip]

• Remember soulDecision? [Queerty]

• Breaking water, breaking news. [ASL]

• Is there a heat wave going on, or are Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney filming together again? [Celebitchy]

• Oh, you best not be littering in front of Orlando Bloom, Kate Bosworth. Oh, what was that? Not your cigarette, just one of your arms falling off? Awkward. [A Socialite's Life]

• Hugh Hefner denies having a minor stroke this weekend, says it was just "virility spasm." [Hollywood Rag]

• Something tells me that trying to break into Paul McCartney's house isn't the best way for Heather Mills not to come off as a crazy in this divorce. [BWE]

• Note to self: If trying not to get sexually assaulted, stay away from dark rooms containing Joe Francis. [DListed]

• Julia Roberts is thrilled about her wheatgrass! Thrilled I say! [X17]

Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills are calling it quits. After four years of marriage, and hopefully for Heather's sake no pre-nup, the stress just got to be too much for the couple. As CNN reports:

A joint statement issued on behalf of the couple Wednesday, blamed media attention for the split,

"Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways," it said.

"Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child," the joint statement said.

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that she wore this outfit. Doesn't really matter when or where, sometimes couples just can't recover from that sort of trauma.
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