Cameron Diaz, John Mayer's ex girlfriend, is now dating Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston's ex boyfriend, and Aniston and Mayer are dating each other. Diaz is no longer said to be dating Diddy, who is Jennifer Lopez's ex, but that's neither here nor there. Got it? Good, now stay away from Hollywood. It's a goddamn disgusting petri dish.

Rumors continue to abound that Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend, Paul Sculfor, betrays the class and dignity which for centuries have been the marks of a true model. Us has the scoop:

On June 10, the U.K. tabloid News of the World printed lurid allegations about Sculfor's past and called Aniston's new beau a limelight-loving "cokehead" and a "serial womanizer."

…those who know the model say he is not above using Aniston, 38, for her fame.

"Before he moved to L.A., he told everyone he was going to find 'a rich, lonely girl,'" says a source close to Sculfor, who relocated earlier this year. "Jen's fallen right into his trap."

One thing to note is that while scores of reporters undoubtedly spent hours doing painstaking research in to the validity of these tales of carousing and conniving, it all could have been proven in a split second had someone performed what the CIA calls the Scooby Doo Test. That is, if the guy's got a glare as unnerving as this, he's no good. And he probably could have gotten away with it if it weren't for my meddling.

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Jennifer Aniston has a new boyfriend, and he's a—get ready for it—model! This from People:

It's 36-year-old British model Paul Sculfor, and the pair already have been dating for several weeks, PEOPLE reveals…

"He's a lovely guy," says his friend and former flame, London socialite Lady Victoria Hervey. "A gentleman. Simple things, like opening doors, he does all that. He'll think of the woman before himself."

The 6-foot-tall former boxer and construction worker has shown up in ads for Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier, but he may be best known for a British commercial he starred in for Levi's…

Sculfor and Aniston were first spotted out together over Memorial Day weekend, when they had an intimate dinner at Santa Monica's One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel. The pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Sculfor gently rubbing Aniston's back as they waited for a table.

If you look a lot like your girlfriend's ex, it's time to move on. There's a reason actors hate being typecast; it sucks, and it invalidates—albeit slightly—what you bring to the table.

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