There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Chelsea's meeting with Pauly Shore and Ron Jeremy. (It's a double-header!)

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Remember that Pauly Shore racism thing from a couple weeks ago? According to a new video, that was just a publicity stunt for some shitty DVD that, apparently like Shore himself, is not at all racist. In fact, black comedian Katt Williams says Pauly is "funnier than any nigger he knows," which is racist, no matter what anyone tells you about how they can say it.

Fear not, hatemongers. The DVD the racism bunco was promoting is not completely void of bigotry. In one scene in which Shore is depicted as hardy Fox news correspondent Greta Van Susteren, he growls, "I'm a dirty, dirty dyke." Um, hilarious?

But who cares about all that: Pauly fucking Shore reads Mollygood! Well, maybe not reads, but at least he cites us when showing all the blogs he "got." Also fantastic: he calls us a "hip-hop site"! Stereohyped is shown, too. Yay!

Pauly, if you're reading this, build a time machine, go back to the Encino Man days and then never stop being Stoney the Weasel. Everyone will be happier.

Click through for the video.

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Party boy and occasional comedian Pauly Shore is taking a cue from bitter hatemongers and blaming his anemic career on his skin color (or lack thereof). "I need to be black," Shore recently told an interviewer, "because if I was black, I’d be doing good." Well, Pauly. You'd be doing well. And no, you wouldn't.

Shore continued: "White people are screwed. Especially in my industry, they’re screwed. White people are going to be picking cotton within, like, literally within three years." Brilliant! How is this guy not getting hired?

Click through to see the full rant.

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At least Pam's Gams looked hot. These photos were sent in by my friends Tony and Nesa who were in Vegas for New Years and opted to attend the Pam Anderson/Pauly Shore/Usher/Jamie Foxx party. Unfortunately, my photogs missed the Jamie Foxx portion of the evening (thank god, for their sake), but they managed to get some shots of the rest of the evening's mayhem. Pauly and Pam looked like they were getting extra cozy as co-hosts of the party. Hey, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…and on the Internet…and probably in the form of new diseases transmitted through face licking.

[Many thanks to Tony for sending in the pics]